Hmmm, you might want to update the MSDS . . .
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Honorable Mentions
"I didn't drink it, I swear!" Submitted by Sherry J., Rouses Point, N.Y.
"We want our products to be green, not our employees!!" Submitted by Jim H., Chicago
"Could you finish this? I'm not feeling myself today." Submitted by Annette J.
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Other Submissions
"I thought you said this was the "Incredible Hulk" formula!!" Submitted by Jim H., Chicago
"So, I am already invisible or just like you?!" Submitted by Carlos P., Jubail, Saudi Arabia
"Nope! Needs more caffeine!" Submitted by Jatin S., Mumbai, India
"Should we include this as potential side-effects?" Submitted by Bobby B., Cincinnati, Ohio
"What's in this glass that you gave me?" Submitted by Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Yuk -- This tastes like sour milk." Submitted by Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Oh No! The sip you tried just turned you into a human." Submitted by Norman B., San Antonio, Texas
"We could call it 'Green Bull', I did get wings after all!!!" Submitted by Kent M., Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
"I guess you were right when you said it wasn't quite ready for human trials." Submitted by Scott M., South Charleston, W. Va.
"Management told me, 'Time, cost, and quality - pick two . . .'" Submitted by Steve A., Kingsport, Tenn.
"There appears to be some side affects with the new swine flu vaccine." Submitted by Nancy P., Barberton, Ohio
"Didn't fix my nose, but YOU try it." Submitted by Craig E., Lees Summit, Mo.
". . . and this is why you should always read the MSDS." Submitted by Shirley G., Towanda, Pa.
"OK, I tried version A, now it's YOUR turn to try version B." Submitted by Robb S.
"Scale-up? No, cross-contamination!" Submitted by Darius L.
"What's wrong with me, Huh?" Submitted by Chris K., Indianapolis
"I told you this company was taking the whole "green technology" thing too aggressively." Submitted by Mike M., Toledo, Ohio
"Glad I took the antidote. I was feeling a little too human." Submitted by Jeff R., Geismar, La.
"So . . . did it make my teeth whiter?" Submitted by Tyson M.
"Suddenly, I'm in the mood for a swim." Submitted by Fred T., Edison, N.J.
"Will this cologne really attract women to me?" Submitted by Kent M., Indianapolis, Ind.
"Hey Kurt: What kind of chemical did you give me?" Submitted by Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.
"There's definitely something fishy going on around here." Submitted by Ken S., Itasca, Ill.
"This pilot plant project has me filled to the gills." Submitted by Ken S., Itasca, Ill.
"What do you mean HR wants to see me about violating the personal appearance code?" Submitted by Ken S., Itasca, Ill.
"You must be new here… I'm the one they call Old-Timer . . . " Submitted by Mark M., Belton, Texas
"Maybe a little too much Tabasco . . . " Submitted by Rob F., Lakeland, Fla.
"I hate Mondays." Submitted by Brian M., Chicago
"I told you we didn't have the ratio right." Submitted by Hillary F., Boston
"I knew I should have worn gloves." Submitted by Faith D., Cleveland
" I knew there was something fishy going on with this experiment..." Submitted by Mark R., New York
"Since we don't know how to classify this, we can label it as no "known" side effects." Submitted by Chris P., St. Louis
"Why thank you, I did have my lab coat fitted by a tailor." Submitted by Chris P., St. Louis
"OK, so this one's going to make my wings functional?" Submitted by Chris P., St. Louis
"I don't think that's Dr. Pepper's formula. I believe it's 23, not 724 ingredients." Submitted by Chris P., St. Louis
"Eh, give it to marketing anyway. They can use a slogan like "Go Green"." Submitted by Chris P., St. Louis
"Anderson, snap out of it, I'm not green and scaly. You've just been in that new pharmaceutical room again. They still haven't fixed the ventilation system." Submitted by Chris P., St. Louis
"'Try it!' you said. 'What could go wrong?!' you said..." Submitted by Polly D., Chicago
"You are never talking me into Truth or Dare again!" Submitted by Polly D., Chicago
"There seems to be some minor side effects from skin contact." Submitted by Larry R., Conshohocken, Pa.
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