Winner
I thought it was garbage in, garbage out. But this is cool! by Arthur R. SinclairHonorable Mentions
"Just wait till the banks hear about our Toxic Credit system!" by Craig Watkinson
"Breaking News – WIKILEAKS reveals the FED’s best kept secret." by Albert Walrave
"See there is money in chemical waste." by Fred Durrenberger
Other Submissions
"I told you that "light green oil" was a gold mine." by Kevin Dickens
"One person’s waste is another person’s money." by Fred Durrenberger
"Shut it down – the vibration is making it unsafe to operate." by George M. Hudak
"Grandpa always said that there was money in waste recycling. I never understood it produced actual bills!" by George M. Hudak
"Now that is the “GREEN REVOLUTION” we’ve been waiting for!" by George M. Hudak
"How many more of these “converters” can we buy?" by George M. Hudak
"Who needs leprechauns when you have green chemical sludge?" by John Opiola
"Now THAT’S what I call GREEN TECHNOLOGY!" by Jim McDow
"Those guys from R&D weren’t kidding when they said the new membrane cleaner would work so well it would be like pumping out cash…" by Daniel Goodwin
"The overflow is killing me! Let´s put a bigger tank." by Jesús E. Velázquez
"This is my new invention ‘a money popper’" by Milind Ranade
"Now we just pay the employees with this stuff instead of a check!" by Keith Wamsley
"Ah, I love recycling!" by Kevin McLellan
"I told the board it was green technology and it would be profitable, so they funded the project. I did NOT tell them it would literally make money!" by Michael Palmosina
"You ought to see the looks I get when I tell people that I laundry money for a living!" by Chuck Lewis
"I told you all things have a value." by Shyam Verma
"This works better than a delaurian. All you have to do is dump in the waste, sit back and watch the money roll in." by Cherie J. Avallon
"Who do we tell first, the Feds, the SEC or the Board?" by Barb DiMuzio
"Herb is dumbfounded as Bill asks “Does it work in reverse”?" by George M. Hudak
"This must have been the idea that brought on Obamacare." by Leonard Hungiville
"Well, that solves the Cut Backs problem!" by David C Albrech
"I hope the Internal Revenue Service doesn’t get wind of this!" by David C Albrech
"The system is working great now, we just have to figure out how we state this to the IRS." by David C Albrech
"Uhhhhhh, Tom…..Where did you get this waste?" by Joe Davis
"And to be clear…….We tell NO ONE." by Joe Davis
"I want one of these in my bathroom." by Assem Abdou