Submissions
"No, we don't offer industry-standard bonuses. But can I interest you in a cookie?" By Stan Pataky
"As a chemical engineer, if you can stomach this food and drink, you deserve to work here." By Marvin Sager
“You see, the Company expects you to use these raw materials on the table here, with that catalyst in the bag standing next to it, and generate a product worthy of sale. You’re hired!” By K R Rao
"Rather than taking our customers to an extravagant dinner somewhere, we just fried up these delicious brown eggs. Help yourself!" By John Rezabek
"Oh, no. Only one of these will be your hiring bonus. You’ll have to take a chance and draw a card to see which one… After you sign on." By Robert Bauer
"Choose one of these, guess the ingredients, and write a procedure to calculate its carbon footprint in half an hour, and you are in!" By Maria Amelia Suarez Gutierrez