Winner
“I understand why you’re upset Mr. Kong, but you do realize that our Gorilla Glue formula isn’t actually made from gorillas…right? by Michelle BonoHonorable Mentions
"*You* tell him he's got the wrong raw material..." by Deborah A. Badger
"I’d say that new hair grow compound works on more than just hair!" by Keith Wamsley
"That crazy Eric, always doing unauthorized experiments. He’d better be back for the monthly meeting after lunch." by Steve Boucher
Other Submissions
"Just look how white those teeth are. . . I'd say "Pearly Whites" is a success!" by Jack Konecsni, Sandusky, Ohio
"Hey Ted, where did you find that huge flask for this ad?" by Joe Davis
"Do you think this Public Service Announcement will help deter meth labs?" by Joe Davis
"That is a picture of one of my early successes at Mad Scientist U." by Robert Andrew
"OK, the craving aspect of the new artificial sweetener works, now let’s ramp up production before he runs out!" by David C. Albrecht
"Jim, I told you the Brown mixture was for the Hulk, the green was for King Kong!" by Dave Rose
"And since we added the enhanced reactant, the Formula strength has increased 10 times…..BWHAHAHAHAAAAA!" by Scott J. Weston
"Yessir, our company founder Mr. Kong started out with just an idea and a winning smile. He went on to become a king of industry!" by Scott Stanek
"What is that big brown thing in window WOW he is garger Than any body we know" by Donald Drummond
"Well, Snidely, I think this might best be handled by Customer Service." by Andrew J. Laituri
"So kids, as you see here on screen, even King Kong has to take medicines when he has constipation." by Hitesh Thaker
"We had to fire our last product-developer. He insisted on testing his new product on Godzilla! …" by Muhammad F. Ghilzai
"That was supposed to be HARE tonic!" by Jim McDow