Winner
This is from when Al Gore stopped by on his way to inventing the internet... by David WillisHonorable Mentions
"Obviously flat footed, he couldn't have gotten to far!" by GEORGE HUDAK
"This is the reduced footprint. You should have seen it in the 70s." by Kenneth Russell
"Maybe you were right, mixing the Cloning and Carbon Footprint Departments together was a bad idea." by Bob Itell
"...I'm sensing that there may be some trouble afoot." by Doug Williams
Other Submissions
"Dr. Scholl would be proud." by Kris Mullaly
"I'm glad the "big boss" decided to step in." by RANDY KONTZ
"Does the sign say "Drop your prints here"?" by MIKE KOLF
"Stop extension! The portion of radiation your arms get is proportional with their mass!" by ILLE JOHANNES
"Bob from the art department, testing out new 3D logos before he puts them out on the streets." by GEORGE HUDAK
"Wooden floors, we have wooden floors!" by GEORGE HUDAK
"Think we can get this down to a Size 10D by 3Q?" by JOHN KURTZ
"Look's like they spiked the punch at the New Years Eve Party again." by JOHN OPIOLA
"Looks like that lino hasn't come from a sustainable source after all" by Steve McGhie
"GEE Where did that come from." by Donald Drummond
"Mr. Yeti stopped by to see you, ma'am. He wants his arctic circle back." by Ray Pogliano
"Billy was walking barefoot in the acid rain again." by Marc Soldner
"And they expect us to fill his shoes?" by LEONARD WARREN
"It appears that King Kong exists and will therefore be emitting carbon dioxide" by PHIL OWEN
"So Marge, let me explain the idea of carbon footprint, AGAIN!" by TOMMY LITTLE
"I suggest we leave in the opposite direction Miss Smith!" by Andy Lawton
"This looks like a job for Matt Moneymaker and the finding Big Foot crew." by JAMES HIGGINBOTHAM
"Talk about leaving a lasting impression..." by TARA BRONSON
"Don't be fooled. It's the Chocolate Space Ship With Five Headlights." by marvin sager
"I just hope his carbon footprint is carbon dioxide and NOT methane!" by JIM MCDOW
"This was my footprint last year!" by CHERYL THAMES
"Those moths are very artistic, aren't they?" by MARTIN CZEBOTAR
"I guess it came looking for its missing "sixth" tooth bone?" by Jeff Prom
"Yes, I imagine everything else is proportional..." by Larry Shade
"Better see if you can get them TV "Squatch" people on the phone!" by MIKE PATTON
"We've got to reduce our carbon footprint! If it gets any larger, we're likely to drown in it." by Pam Starrett
"It appears the new manager is revising procedures." by DUANE MILLER
"Such a large foot print means the department is run by 'Yeti' (elusive mystical person)" by VIJAY BHUJLE
"That's why I Drive a Prius!!" by v whiting
"Find out whose print it is and get them signed up on our Industrial League Basketball Team!" by MICHAEL CHANCE
"Is Al Gore still on the board?" by DAVID TREMBLAY
"I didn't expecte this, when we hired Mr. King and Miss Kong in our group..." by GIANLUCA PREMOLI
"Now that is a BIG carbon footprint." by Robert Andrew
"You know what they say about "foot size"!" by DANIEL MCCOY
"Think of the green house gases that thing must have emitted!" by JOE BOLES
"I thought the Carbons were extinct?" by George Lavoie
"Doubt this helps us towards the goals set in the Copenhagen Summit." by Sean Normand
"This is obviously a serious tripping hazard!" by DAVID SLOAN
"Fake!" by DAVID BRANDON
"When the CEO said we had big shoes to fill I do not expect he meant to fill them this way" by Fred Durrenberger