Winner
Are you tied off? by John AlfordHonorable Mentions
"Talk about a pipe dream . . ." by Dan Hilburn
"Hey, wake up.Your snoring might affect the piping." by H W JOSHI
"True, I said “Bill, pick a spot and make yourself comfortable”, but obviously I did not mean for him to do this!" by George M. Hudak
"I don’t care who’s kid he is……" by Joe Davis
Other Submissions
"I said go check out the chillers. . . not chill out." by Mario Mueller
"Hey you, it’s shift change!" by Cheryl Thames
"Quiet, you're waking everyone up." by Dale Stout
"BOB, I was speaking figuratively when I said 'sleep on it'." by Mitch Cooper
"CHARLIE, WAKE UP. YOU’RE SLEEP WORKING AGAIN." by Joe Davis
"Hey, wake up and get down here. David Blain and Cris Angel already tried this gag." by Joe Davis
"I know we’re not supposed to discriminate. But a guy working in high places with narcolepsy, really?" by Joe Davis
"Herb, Safety is going to be real upset! You left your H2S monitor in the control room." by Eric D Finley
"He’s in high level thought about producing more product with less effort!" by Ralph Sager
"He used to be a medic in the service. Watch this: “IN COMING”!" by Joe Davis
"Looks like we could use some pipe supports under his butt." by Cheryl Ferreira
"I know you wanted to show us you felt safe in the plant... but that's too high!" by Romain Raballand