Honorable Mentions
".......She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, Cocaine". "Whatever this stuff is, it's starting to get to me." by Joe Davis
"Find the magic pebble they said. It'll be a lot of fun, they said. You'll be in an exotic location they said. Heh, I wouldn't call Mexico Missouri an exotic location. And as for the fun....They can just @$#%@%@%." by Joe Davis
"Packaged by weight not by volume may not be the best idea." by Christopher Spoor
"I think we need to find a replacement for Jerry King..where does he gets these ideas from?" by Jatin Shah
"Janet. Did you ever see the episode where Lucy and Ethel were working on the candy assembly line? Just like those gals, I think we're gonna get creamed." by Chuck Lewis
Other Submissions
"Hey Stella, either we gotta work faster or we're gonna need a bigger hopper." by Kim Kenney
"Perhaps we can have a snow ball fight with the rest of the residue." by Marvin Sager
"Nice basement second job Katy. I know you need to make this profitable but, is it just me or it would be much easier to fill the vials if we didn't have to walk on the treadmill to make the conveyor move?" by Martin Tremblay
"Meeting the process particle size requirements with this cheaper raw material from a new supplier translates to more work for us..." by Orlando Rainey
"Wait! Was that a Higgs Boson?" by Martin Tremblay
"We have to work much much faster. If this Nitrogen triiodide hits that hopper........well then.........KABOOM" by Joe Davis
"Whose idea was it to use tweezers? How are we supposed to keep up??" by Craig Koerner
"Joe: get out of the hopper. The LOTO system just let go." by Fred Infortunio
"If the boss doesn't stop talking we will never get his office mucked out!" by Morton Evans
"Don't be alarmed, but I think something alive just ran out of one of these piles." by Joe Davis
"So we've been able to cut the cycle time on this Banbury in half. Now we need a bigger extruder!" by Kenneth Russell
"This stuff turned solid, and these rrrrrrubber tweeeeeezers just keeeeeep bouncing offfffff." by Joe Davis
"John: "I I I I don't think I can do a 100% inspection at this rate." Mary: "What? I thought you were the faster counter, that's why I had you stand on the end."" by Joe Davis
"Jean, did someone just yell "For God's sake shut it off"?" by Scott Weston
"Joe: get out of the hopper. The LOTO system just let go." by Fred Infortunio
"Are you sure that bin was rinsed with the right solvent before we started adding this stuff? It's starting to bubble and smoke..." by Christina Hermens
"I guess the new level control sensors they picked don't have the high performance low cost transducer technology they told us about" by Bob Wadja
"Hey Stella what do you think about the new policy to Downsize Staff, Increase Production "A Recipe for Success"?" by Jeanne Clark
"I don't think that was a dust cloud from this stuff. That was definitely some sort of glowing orb, I think this place is haunted, and I think I'm getting outta here!" by Joe Davis
"Ooops! The tote moved away. Everything we just loaded is about to fall back on the floor!" by Martin Tremblay
"Icemakers: I am really confidence in Trump's assumptions about not spend time on climate chage to improve our unemplyment rate!!" by Cristian Cancino
"This is NOT the way to keep the unplanned shutdown rates low!" by Nancy Zarrow
"Think this will finally convince them to move to a FINITE capacity scheduling system?" by Nancy Zarrow
"My meter just pegged out on Danger, do you know what the flashing message "Any Final Request" means?" by Jeanne Clark
"Let's turn the heater up and hope it melts before it gets to us!!" by Mike Curatola