Winner
Wow! Who knew storing the Peeps left over from Easter would do that?! by Craig KoernerHonorable Mentions
"I heard they moved the Fort Knox gold, but this is ridiculous!" by Marvin Sager
"I think we followed the wrong yellow brick road." by Dana Kolodziejczyk
"Things really have gotten out of hand since they brought in that new researcher from Chernobyl." by Kenneth Russell
"Did Joe have chili for lunch again?" by Miles Richman
"The janitor quit when we took over his broom closet. I suggest we package it up as "free samples from our competitors" and mail them out randomly. We did that at my last company with the nuclear waste. It'll be cheaper than the proper disposal fees." by Robert Bauer
Other Submissions
"You mean to tell me they've been running a tanning salon in there?" by Jordan Smith
"I told him not to take a second bowl of Chili!" by Ray Freudinger
"I thought the satellite storage area had a 90 day limit." by Kenneth Russell
"We didn't predict this kind of chemical interaction would occur..." by Orlando Rainey
"Better call Ghost Busters!" by Iowa
"Do you think if we go in, we can become the new Hulk ?" by Theophile Thizy
"Are you sure you don't see any problem? I know I'm the new guy, but it doesn't look right to me." by Jeanne Clark
"The light is soooo pretty Jerry, what's that pretty light, open the door and you'll give us super powers?!" by George Lavoie
"If we add the blue light from the other waste stream - then we will have a green waste - everyone wins!" by George Hudak
"I think this confirms the particle nature of light - a wave wouldn't bow the door like this." by George Hudak
"I know, even though it is hazardous, it has that warm welcoming glow of an early spring day." by George Hudak
"Let me out!! Let me out!! I promise I won't tell what you Guys have been storing in here." by Ron Belk
"That's not the light at the end of the tunnel that we were looking for." by Mark McMillen
"Tom, I told you you should spend the extra money on the UV coating for your glasses like I did!" by George Hudak
"I guess we need to call maintenance to seal the door! This yellow is going to give us a funny color tan." by Martin Czebotar
"My God! Please, stop the life cycle of the waste upgrading catalyst, or all of us will be decomposed to the liquid fuel too!" by Ille Johannes
"Did you know the "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" was originally recorded in this Studio?" by Gianluca Premoli
"Don't worry Jack, I am hopeful we can deal with it. We have the brains and the technology; and of course we have Watson!" by Rabih Zayed
"Has anyone called Agents Mulder and Scully? This is an X-file case. This waste is ALIVE, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!" by Joe Davis
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"I'm sorry Henry, as management, if I don't see a problem then one doesn't exist." by Joe Davis
"I don't know why OSHA wants this storage room labeled, the unavoidable hue is a dead giveaway" by Kevin Summ
"OMG! The wastes have reacted to generate Yellow fluoroscent paint instead of RED!" by Suresh Nama
"Fit an extensometer? That's the dumbest thing I have heard today." by Cameron Watt
"NAH , ITS NOT GONNA BLOW." by Sabin Sunny
"Find the joker who put this sign on the Director's office." by Jatin Shah
"Did I mention you should have worn safety sun glasses?" by Chuck DiLullo
"Yeah, I heard it too... Bob finished his bean burrito and I TOLD him he should wait an hour." by Brian Maloney
"I think our little chunk of the sun is about to go supernova." by John Opiola
"It's a floor wax and a tooth paste......" by Ben Drone
"Super Powers - yeah right!" by Robert Pyke
"I told him smoking would be bad for his health" by Robert Pyke
"You better call Janitorial, this looks like it might be messy!" by Robert Pyke
"No! Don't use water to put out the sodium fire." by Tim Feider
"I heard the bean-counters refused any budget to expand the hazardous waste storage, said it made no profit. Good job their office is downstairs...." by Dave Laycock
"Looks like the sequel to Stephen King's "IT"" by Fred Durrenberger
"It is good the door is holding." by Daniel Strickler
"Dang it! That's the fifth door this week!" by Robert Pyke
"We can at least two more drums in there..." by Larry Shade
"Better call the HAZMAT TEAM, Bob. I think we have a leaker." by Ron Belk
""There's no such thing as spooks, there's no such thing as spooks........." "Well then open your eyes George."" by Joe Davis
"Better remove the DOOR and seal the opening with BRICK MASONRY!!" by Suresh Nama
"NOOOOOOOOOO, DON'T go into the light! It's a trick!" by Joe Davis
"We are close. The light was green yesterday, today is yellow, tomorrow will be white!!!" by Diego Saez
"Curious Yellow or the yellow submarine is surfacing?" by Wolfgang Abele
""Release meee", (from other side of door). George: "Can we have peace?". Other side: "Peace? No Peace." George: "What do you want us to do?" Other side: "Diiiiiiiiiie!" Bennie: "Hey, that was pretty good guys, just like the movie Independence Day" by Joe Davis
"Shouldn't that GHS label on the door be the bomb thingy and not the skin irritant? Call up Safety and tell them to re-label the door so it will be safe." by James Taylor
"Reminds me of monsters in the closet. Not nearly as scary once we open the door and deal with it." by Fred Durrenberger
""George......You promised me that all of the Engineering Controls would be fail safe!" "I'm sorry boss, we under-rated the reaction potential, and......boom."" by Joe Davis
"They call me Mellow-Yellow, Quite Rightly!" by Ron Belk