Honorable Mentions
"Guys, "batten down the hatches" is just a figure of speech!" by Larry Shade
"When the Auditors get here, tell them I am not here and we are fumigating the building for bugs." by Frank Hunter
"What we have here, is a failure to communicate." by Michael Risk
"It wont help; you can't stop free speech!" by Morton Evans
Other Submissions
"Are we prepping for a storm or hiding from drones?" by Caroline England
"Coupled pinocchio packing for their trip to oz." by Madhur Wadhwani
"Since your in the mood, feel free to cover my window too." by Christopher Spoor
"I don’t mind the lack of light, but can you just stop the hammering!" by George Hudak
"Hurricane shutters? Really! I think you just don’t want me looking at your yard." by George Hudak
"What about the Back Door!" by Rabih Zayed
"Team Tarp wins the hurricane preparedness drill competition!" by Beverly Konieczny
"Don't lock me up just because I won the last Chemical Processing Cartoon Caption Contest! I promise not to divulge all the help Jerry King gave me in winning!" by Marvin Sager
"I know the Corporate office told us to try and keep what we were doing from becoming public knowledge, but I see this Strategy having a high probability of failure." by Jeanne Clark
"Take it easy everyone, when I said Katerina is going to hit us tomorrow I was talking about our new CEO" by Assem Abdou
"OK. I am also ashamed I convinced you to vote for Trump and he killed EPA... But isn't this going a little too far?" by Martin Tremblay
"You are all a total disappointment from HSE perspective; James about to swallow nails, no one has gloves, safety goggles, hardhat... Ho SHOOT!, I am standing through a guillotine!!" by Martin Tremblay
"You can stop what you're doing; the auditors cancelled their visit." by Phil Grimes
"Reminds me of The Three Little Pigs. I suppose I should seal my window with bricks." by Craig Koerner
"Alright you minions, get to work!" by Tom Rybarczyk
"Why am I always the last to be told things? Especially now when we're obviously closing the company!!!" by Joe Davis
"Good work starting on the recommendations from the facility siting study! I feel safer already." by Sharon Johnson
"This is your idea of top security?" by Joe Davis
"I don't think you heard me correctly. I said there was a huge solar storm coming." by John Opiola
"Hey Landlord! I asked for solar blinds to reduce my energy costs!" by Marco Ayala
"In the sales meeting, I said going OUT for business. Not out of business." by Chuck Lewis
"Guys you should come see all this cool stuff. I found some mercury in the old lab and a couple pairs of asbestos gloves." by Brian Frick