Winner
REACH compliant....! by JONATHAN ZARYCHHonorable Mentions
"The go go gadget arms are a nice touch." by Robert Andrew
"No kidding! Your last job was with the circus?" by GEORGE HUDAK
"You must be related to Stretch Armstrong!" by LAWRENCE FOLEY
"So.......Maybe you've been processing nuclear materials long enough." by Doug Lippy
Other Submissions
"See, I told you your freakishly long arms would make you money some day." by Riley Rex
"Wow, that vacuum pump really did work!" by MICHAEL T GREEN
"So, any special side effects of working here?" by GREG EISCHEN
"Your 'rubber' arms are good protection." by Marvin Sager
"I can't understand you! If I were you, I'd be happy and rich in the NBA." by ASSEM ABDOU
"Just as well that you've always been at arms length to everything in this place." by PHIL OWEN
"DON'T COME HERE! ONLY ROBOTS ARE ALLOWED!" by SALAHUDEEN IFFAAZ
"Okay Stretch, that's far enough! You can set it down now." by MARTIN CZEBOTAR
"Show off!" by JOSEPH BEDSON
"I've heard of the long arm of the law, but..." by JOSEPH BEDSON
"What are you doing?! The humans are already suspicious of us!" by JOSEPH BEDSON
"It's a good thing you have lead underwear." by Dale Stout
"Make sure that you have the correct PPE on "Plastic Man"!" by JOHN ALFORD
"I told you to wear gloves!" by James Zannis
"Really? elastic lab coat for PPE" by H. Chiong
"I had warned you: handling will affect your arms, same as it was for our noses when smelling!" by GIANLUCA PREMOLI
"So, does this stuff affect any other appendages?" by KIRBY HOSTETLER
"Oh my God! Your feet are planted so strongly on the ground. What's the trick?" by Johann Cruz
"Just tell me when you are ready, my foot is waiting to kick it off!" by Jesús E. Velázquez
"Does it pass the, At arms length, measurement Jerry?" by George Lavoie
"SOMEONE'S BEEN DIPPING THEIR HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR TOO LONG EH?" by VERONICA W
"You are still touching it!" by Fred Durrenberger
"Hey Stretch, you have all the solutions. Why not get a job with NIOSH?" by MIKE KOLF
"Stop extension! The portion of radiation your arms get is proportional with their mass!" by ILLE JOHANNES
"Are u going to explode it?" by bhavik patel
"Arms-length isn't far enough." by TARA BRONSON