Winner
Might be better to open the valve first John... by Ian CairnsHonorable Mentions
"You do know this one's empty, right?" by Stacy Schmotzer
"I didn’t know that this is what the plant manager had in mind when he wanted us to reduce energy costs!" by Keith Wamsley
"(in a Schwarzenegger voice) Dis is disgraceful. You are nothing but a gurlymon. I need to pump, YOU up!" by Joe Davis
Other Submissions
"This one is only for show. The real pump is on the other side." by Fred Durrenberger
"Okay, okay! I’ll go back to Engineering and tell them it was supposed to be a Hand SWITCH on the pump!" by Michael L. Dunn
"Bob never mentioned the new portable pump set......?" by Ian Cairns
"Sorry! I tried to get management to approve an electric pump, but they said no." by Steve M.
"Bill, are you ready for lunch?" by George M. Hudak
"Herb, watcha doin’?" by George M. Hudak
"Keep going Eric, the management think this will give our Fracking System the "Human touch."" by Craig Watkinson
"Didn’t you notice that the tank drain valve on the other side is open?" by Milind Ranade
"Okay Bill, nice try. Third place in our contest: “Are you stronger than a horsepower?”" by Eric D Finley
"I can’t believe this,They said this flower would grow anywhere so I put it in caustic and it is growing like crazy." by Gary Strarup
"I said to pump the pump easy, not hard like you. Please let up because your face is red." by Donald Drummond
"George! Oh Geooooorge. Did you actually check to see if this tank isn’t already full?" by Joe Davis