Honorable Mentions
"On the count of three,I'll run to left and you run to the right. Maybe we can detach its retina." by Charles Lewis
"Adding an emotion chip to the HMI might have been a mistake." by Kenneth Russell
"See that, every time you decrease the line speed he ROLLS his eyes." by Allen Hawker
"It’s bad enough that SIRI listens to everything we say. Now, her sister BIG EYES BETTY is watching our every move." by Chuck Lewis
Other Submissions
"I always feel like somebody's watching me...." by Rockwell
"It's playing, "THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU, ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!"" by Marvin Sager
"Keep turning the dial - that way "IT" will focus on the blinking light in ceiling instead of following us around..." by Ole Raadam
"I suppose it's the updated supervisory software with the new AI interface..." by Stefano Galli
"Earl, the new homepage for the plant website is creeping me out" by Allan Andreycak
"I turn my back and it thinks it can take over" by Ron Davies
"It's sure seems spookier since they gave HAL a makeover from his red eye." by Richard Molsbee
"Jonny was sitting there working and now it just his eyes in the control panel! The stories are true!" by George Hudak
"Frank, those are the eyes of the HR manager! I think he’s monitoring us." by George Hudak
"Frank, every time I turn around I see the blue screen, but I swear we’re being watched!" by George Hudak
"Why? Because procurement felt an obligation to edit the specs and changed "visibility of the system" by "better system visibility". And the foreign integrator used Google to translate..." by Martin Tremblay
"Whatever happened to trusting our employees?" by Assem Abdou
"Come on Ronald" by Siamak Shahabeddin
"I suppose it's the updated supervisory software with the new AI interface..." by Stefano Galli
"I've heard the phrase, 'Big Brother is watching" but this is ridiculous!" by Scott Mourier
"Don’t do that Dave!" by Kenneth Russell
"Don't make eye contact Bob, we don't know what will happen next." by Shaun Sheffield
"Why did we install cameras in the safety shower and eye wash." by Brian Frick
"AI is watching us, but it doesn't know how to fix this boiler!" by Morton Evans
"They did say, "We will lookout for you"!" by Jatin Shah
"Woops! Take the wire out! You are electrocuting it...." by Martin Tremblay
"As if the eyes were not enough, the stressful breathing and the screaming to replace the warning and critical alarms is just killing me!" by Martin Tremblay
"I think our manager took it very seriously when the CEO told him to keep an eye on the operators." by Christos Marinos
"And we thought our old boss had artificial intelligence!" by Tom Rybarczyk
"I think we are about to find out what happens when artificial intelligence gets bored. Watch out. Remember all the dirty tricks and pranks we used to pull on each other?" by Martin Tremblay
"I thought only my wife wanted to keep an eye on me." by Manu Miglani
"Sorry about this man, I told her I wasn't having an affair, the hours are just so long, but this was the only way she would believe me." by Sandy Exum
"The engineer says those will turn red during full moon and fengs will stretch out of the keyboard..." by Martin Tremblay
"The camera's are for security only." by Gary Wierson
"Evan, this new Productivity Monitoring system is creeping me out!" by Caleb Ingram
"Concealed within his fortress, the Lord of Mordor sees all." by Roman Ryder
"Do you think we are exposed if this thing catch a virus?" by Martin Tremblay
"How come we can't work from home like Jim does?" by Craig Koerner
"Ok Bob, paper rock scissors to see who has to tell the boss his webcam is on again..." by Nick Martin
"I don't like the new "Watchdog" app!" by Ronald Strybos
"Do you think it knows we added more catalyst so we can make the barbecue on time?" by Matt Lococo
"It wouldn't have been so bad if they'd used a full face for the new AI interface, but HR demanded it be gender neutral. And just remember, Holly can read lips..." by Robert Bauer
"I dont like this new version of antivirus." by Anonymous