Winner
Professor Plum, in the basement with a leaky pipe. by John OpiolaHonorable Mentions
"After consulting the periodic table, I deduce that it is not elementary, my dear Watson..." by Scott Shepherd
"Elementary, Watson! You've woken up on a set from Nickelodeon." by George Hudak
"Better call Ghost Busters. Looks like Watson just got slimed." by Beverly Konieczny
"For the last time Watson, laying in the tank all day until it fills up, and you spill over, does not count as process control." by Mike Hibbard
Other Submissions
"Todd is taking this accident investigation very seriously." by Kathy Anstead
"Scotland Yard now confirms that you have a green slime pollution problem." by Marvin Sager
"Till Investigation gets over, you can at least come up with a Solution to Greenhouse Emission problems......................." by Soumen Mukhopadhyay
"Can't fine the source of the leak, eh Fred?" by Rob Belk
"Bye Jove, I've got it! I'll call this the case of the Bug- eyed, antifreeze tester." by Chuck Lewis
"Taking this "GREEN PEACE" thing a bit far aren't we Bob?" by Ron Belk
"And at what point after you ramped up the heater you realized that you weren't attending one of the company's picnics?" by Andomar Kazum
"well, well- leaking green stuff close to the guy- do you hear me, Sir? what is the last thing you did before the blast, Sir?" by Sabine Couderc
"Trying plant side inhouse green belt development eh?" by Dr MP Sukumaran Nair
"Loss of containment, I presume..." by Orlando Rainey
"Our root cause analysis team takes their job very seriously! So, what happen, eh!" by Martin Czebotar
"Yes, I see, it was green and fizzy. But, did you need to drink all of it?" by George Lavoie
"New sampling technique, eh what?" by Ronald Strybos
"It's very suspicious that you didn't get any stains on you !" by Nelson Jaramillo
"Fascinating. Looking to create efficiencies by warming the pea soup condensate in the blast furnace you say?" by Dave Switzer
"I say Watson! You're looking a little worse for wear, old chap! How much lime Jello did you consume?!" by Tommy Little
"There are other ways to go green, Dr. Watson. That moss is a hallucinogen, as you somehow remember from your induction training. I'm not here. Really." by Romain Raballand
"I see; now tell me again; "What fells tingly"?" by Ron Belk
"Although it may have looked as though it would work in theory, perhaps at this point we need to question the real world feasibility of this project." by Christopher Spoor
"Excuse me sir, one more thing, Where did you get those shoes?" by Joe Davis
"I say ol' chap, I do believe you're contaminating the evidence." by Joe Davis
"Hmm, a blank stare, clothing beginning to dissolve amid these green liquid puddles......If I didn't know any better, I would suspect that this man has overdosed on Gatorade." by Joe Davis
"So the room was completely filled with Mountain Dew and you drank all of it but these few puddles? And you have not slept in how many days?" by Chuck Lewis
"Took your splatoon game a little too far, haven't you sir?" by Kay Hinton
"Get away from me, you weird Sherlock Holmes wanna be. I'm with the CSI unit. The victim is over there." by Joe Davis
"Well, Watson, from the look in your eyes I've deduced that you were doing jumping jacks, hit your head on one of the pipes, causing it to leak and bleach all your clothes." by Craig Koerner
"EEK, you scared the pea soup out of me man!" by Joe Davis