Winner
It's funny how there's a "leak" every Monday morning .... by RANDALL BORGERDING"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions. Here is the winner of the latest cartoon -- plus all the honorable mentions and additional submissions. Enjoy!
Honorable Mentions
"You do realize there are cameras in there. . ." by Patrick Broussard
"Yes, SAUNA is included in the "employee fitness week" package, however you need to talk to HR and not to Utilities!" by GIANLUCA PREMOLI
"Don't you think it would be better to fix the leak Ceasar?" by MIKE KOLF
"I'm sorry, but new employees don't get to enjoy our health benefits for 3 months." by JOHN OPIOLA
"Sorry, you can't handle the pressure." by Dale Stout
Other Submissions
"You are going to need some more PPE, and especially ear plugs because it's noisy." by Frank Fox
"Hold it, Bud! It's the wrong type of steam system for the way your dressed." by MARTIN CZEBOTAR
"Why would I pay anything for the sauna services at YOUR heath club?" by RANDY KONTZ
"You can burn body parts in there." by JERRY CULBERT
"You know, Chuck, that there are no alcoholic beverages allowed!" by Jeff Prom
"Come on Joe, isn't this pushing the in-house wellness program a bit too far?" by Jeff Prom
"You've taken this Casual Friday business a bit too far, Jones." by John Sharp
"Before the last "steaming" party, this was a "control" room !" by STEFANO GALLI
"No need...we've installed a Trico Closed System Oiler!" by Rudy McCormick
"It is a typo!" by Renee Scher
"What do you mean you have been waiting your turn to use Sauna entire day!!! How many was waiting before you???" by OZLEM BULL
"The "Out of Service" Tag does not make it okay to use the facility as a sauna." by Orlando Rainey
"Stan, please tell me you're wearing swim trunks this time!" by Kirby Hostetler
"It's time you threw in the towel." by Dale Stout
"Just a warning, if you go in there you will come out with long arms and one gigantic foot." by MICHAEL T GREEN
"I am sure your sinuses are blocked..... but using the steam system is not part of our health care plan. Besides, it wouldn't be a covered treatment." by George Hudak
"Bob, how many times do I have to tell you, 8am till 10 am is the female managers allotted times. Male managers aren't until 10:30 am." by George Hudak
"No one is allowed in until the new CEO is done!" by George Hudak
"Bob, go "OPEN' your pores somewhere else!" by GEORGE HUDAK
"I'm confiscating your soap-on-a-rope." by Dale Stout
"Looks like it's working. I'm pretty steamed!" by Gurmukh Bhatia
"People like you do steam-up my system!" by marvin sager
"No, Jerry, I don't think there will be women in there fanning you with palm leaves." by George Lavoie
"Do your own back!" by Jatin Shah
"Hey! You are not allowed to be here without your personal protection equipment!" by Ednah Gonzalez
"Marketing or Sales?, what is your department?" by DIEGO SAEZ
"Oh, that one! it's a couple of doors down the road..." by Mohand Abdelli
"Your executive key won't work here..this is not the new corporate sauna room!" by MICHAEL CHANCE
"We don't need to hear complaints about our sign, for goodness sake! We're providing you with a steam room at work!" by SYD FURROW