Winner
Considering its size, it’s kinda quiet. WHAT? I SAID….. CONSIDERING ITS SIZE….. IT’S KINDA QUIET. WHAT? by Joe DavisHonorable Mentions
"It can process heavy metal and play it, too." by Dale Stout
"Global warming…" by Larry Shade
"Al Gore called. He wants to know where his Global Warmer is!" by Jim McDow
Other Submissions
"I told you getting a new plant manager from the Miami area wasn't going to fly in Anchorage." by Mario Williams
"1.21 gigawatts!" by George M. Hudak
"We got it from Amozon.com – we’re Preferred members!" by George M. Hudak
"Our new purchasing agent said he had great contacts with suppliers from his previous job. He used to purchase products for a big box store." by Fred Durrenberger
"We were told that if the company makes it we had to purchase our new process equipment internally. The Consumer Products division makes heaters." by Fred Durrenberger
"I suppose the warehouse crew will purchase a “Chemical Processing Chiller” this summer!" by Keith Wamsley
"Just wait until you see the size of the extension cord and the fuse." by Eric D Finley
"You mean THIS HEATER IS SUPPOSE TO KEEP A ROOM OR BUIILDING WARM." by Donald Drummond
"I know heat causes materials to expand, but this is ridiculous." by Dan Hilburn
"I bought it from the same vendor for McDonald’s. They asked if I wanted to ‘super-size’ it." by Joe Davis
"It did not look this big in the catalog!" by Bryan Eldridge
"Must be for that “hot new product” Marketing’s been talking about." by Jeff Hutchins
"We’re going to need a lock-out/tag-out just to turn the damn thing on and off." by Joe Davis
"Yeah, I pretty sure that beaker we found in the lab marked “Drink Me” wasn’t actually coffee creamer." by Michelle Mayer
"They can forecast a chemical chain reaction alright… But buying this based on their forecast for weather!!?" by Martin Tremblay
"How many times do I have to tell you? It’s 2.54 centimeters per inch, not 254…" by Larry Shade
"I don’t think “If you build it, they will come” applies in this case…" by Larry Shade
"I know I told you to think big but this is ridiculous.." by Larry Shade
"We were not able to use this on the last project, so we allocated it to your project." by Frank H. Campbell