Winner
Is it my imagination, or does this fill up every time the toilet is flushed? by Lorrie Ann FisherHonorable Mentions
"You know the executive washroom is directly upstairs, right?" by Kenneth Russell
"At least I don't need a night light anymore when I wake up in the middle of the night." by Cory Juvan
"It has a light bouquet, reminiscent of Reactor 3, and a slight aftertaste of the stripper column." by Dan Houghton
"So much better than the Flint Michigan water." by Robert Shumate
"Well Herb, at least were not assigned to the sewage treatment plant." by Eric Chastain
"Recycling water from the Jim Beam plant next door was a brilliant idea!" by Larry Shade
Other Submissions
"The cooling tower guys won a bet." by David Jones
"Here's to future fuel cells!" by Robin Plance
"Does have a little 'wang' in it. Good though. . ." by James Daniels
"Recycled from which process?" by Steve Cohen
"This was the EPA's idea to make sure we make our numbers on the discharge steam!" by Robert Andrew
"I hope "Old Fred" is paying attention to the treatment system stream and not sleeping on the job again." by Robert Andrew
"Did you know, just like the air we breathe, all water was at some point drunk by someone else?" by Richard Kelly
"I wouldn't mind it so much if it weren't for the orange color." by Edwin Drescher
"You sure this stuff is okay? It could be Hydrogen hydroxide!" by Martin Czebotar
"It taste so good to be recycled." by Carlos Bonaldy
". . . and our water bill has gone way down!" by Jie Veasey
"The yellow 'tang' isn't from the old NASA program!" by Joseph Romano
"I perceive a hint of iron oxides, a tiny waft of mercaptans, and a nice bouquet of hydrogen sulfides. Very quaint and tasty." by Joe Davis
"Oh! It tastes better than the recycled Singapore Water" by Mohamed Aboobucker
"I recycle my own in this green bucket..." by Christopher Tickner
"Bob, don't worry about the water, it's the chemicals on these disposable cups you need to be concerned about!" by George Hudak
"Nice bouquet, slight after taste, very dry!" by George Hudak
"I think the filter needs changing." by David Ruff
"Hiring the low-cost contractors is not always prudent. They piped in the line labeled "potty water" instead of the one labelled "potable water"..." by Orlando Rainey
"...and I figured that if it was good enough for the process, it's got to be good enough for us." by Jeff Cortez
"What process did you say this was reclaimed from???" by Mark Harrand
"This new system is great! You can hardly tell it's from the washrooms........" by Ian Cairns
"It was a little wang to it" by Kurt Eichholtz
"It's water we drank yesterday." by Ralph Portier
"Hey Fred what's that little tingle in the back of the throat? Don't worry about it Barney. It has a half life of only 55 years." by Joe Davis
"Are you sure the upper floor restroom was closed?" by Jesús E. Velázquez
"Those new high flow RO membranes sure don't seem to work as well." by John Opiola
"Distinct metallic taste with undertones of sewer..." by Linn Bramble
"Good to the last drop." by Dave Switzer
"Well, that was interesting. I didn't expect the chewy chunks, but they did have a burst of energy...like biting on a battery." by Joe Davis
"At least in their excitement for a fully recycled plant they did not call for recycled employees" by Assem Abdou
"next step: people recycling" by Adrian Dimitriu
"The after taste is quite the mystery, don't you think?" by Doug Dikun
"This kind of reminds me of an episode on X-Files when Mulder lost his memory from drinking some alien stuff in the water supply. You know this reminds me of an episode on X-Files when Mulder lost his memory....................Did I just say that?" by Joe Davis
"Didn't they just buy life insurance on us? Or, is this a hint about downsizing?" by Fred Infortunio
"This is recycled urine water, I can taste the beer I drank earlier!" by Marvin Sager
"Were you too young to have seen the movie Soylent Green? What was that secret ingredient!!?" by Fred Infortunio
"The board members get the bottled water." by Fred Infortunio
"They must have the beer convention next door this week." by John Ostrander
"I heard we got a new CEO. His name is Reverend Jimmy something....." by Joe Davis
"Yes, right, we are going to be the 1st ZLD certified Company worldwide." by Gianluca Premoli
"Wonder why it says, "Don't Drink & Drive"?" by Jatin Shah
"Drink recycled water. It's GOOD for the environment; and OK for you." by Charlie Colquhoun
"Joe, aren't we successful in cost cutting ideas and suggestion schemes on water conservation?" by Anbu Vendan D Pandian
"The EPA may have suspended our waste water permit, but at least they are adding Tang for a taste of nostalgia." by Jeanne Clark
"It's not so bad now that they're running it through the RO filters the right way." by Doug Blakeley
"Just don't bang on the pipes or drip any on the floor, this stuff isn't very stable prior to consuming it. AND by all means don't use it to make coffee like Jerry. He'll be out of the ICU burn unit next week." by Joe Davis
"Accounting justified it by using the savings from the reduction in our waste water discharge expenses." by George Hudak
"Looks like a good opportunity to call engineering for good "Zero" Filter." by Jim DeChant
"Hmmm.... tastes just like chicken!" by Jim McDow
"Isn't the sweat-shop upstairs?" by Ralph Quigley
"Does not matter what they say; it tastes different." by Jack Horvath