Winner
Ok, just so that we are perfectly clear, it’s righty tighty, lefty loosey, correct? by Michelle MayerHonorable Mentions
"Why are you looking at me like that? You said that we needed to tune the reactor." by Harold Paine
"The boss asked me to give it my blessing." by Fred Durrenberger
"5S – “clean”" by George M. Hudak
"Do you really want me to stick this fork into it?" by Parviz Ali
Other Submissions
"We've tried everything else, why not a tuning fork?" by Kerwin Konecsni
"Watch what happens when I tap it right here." by Scott J. Weston
"Ah… Here is that missing what-u-ma call it we were missing… Is it still a critical part?" by Robert Andrew
"Trust me, I was a piano tuner before joining NASA." by Robert Andrew
"Guy just give maintenance a call." by Londra Taylor
"When you finish let's call E.T." by Londra Taylor
"A little more to the right." by Londra Taylor
"Yep, the Dustometer says it’s time for cleaning!" by Keith Wamsley
"What am I doing up here? They need to know the serial number for warranty purposes!" by George M. Hudak
"No we didn’t order the start/stop option remotely located – budget cuts." by George M. Hudak
"Don’t look at me like that. You’re the one that wanted the upgrade." by Kirby Hostetler
"Sandy, Look! More spare parts keep showing up….." by George M. Hudak
"Safety violation! Tie off? You think I’m “working at heights”! I am not working ….. I’m playing." by George M. Hudak
"During the Pre-startup Safety Review they said it was critical that it was installed before 10am when it automatically starts, but nobody told me where it goes." by Jeanne A. Clark
"Look, hamburger tongs. I told you I smelled a barbecue!" by Chuck Lewis