Winner
HMMPH! Well, we didn’t want to be in your stupid little club anyway, ASME! by Hannah BaileyHonorable Mentions
"Since when did we become the Rodney Dangerfields of science?" by Melissa Figgles
"I heard the new CEO is a ME…" by Larry Shade
Other Submissions
"Boy!, ever since they promoted that Instrument Engineer……" by Keith Wamsley
"Darn lab rats!!" by Jatin Shah
"Those petroleum engineers are such a hoot!" by George M. Hudak
"Why do they put up sings like that very confusing." by Donald Drummond
"Chemists! Look, one piece of tape to hold up the sign, who’s kidding who?" by George M. Hudak
"Hard telling who posted this.I know for sure it was not the marketing department. Those geeks can't spell engineers!" by Chuck Lewis
"Hmmm, another "failed e-mail recall"" by Chuck Lewis
"Now there’s a nice big sign. The company is finally getting serious about recruiting!" by John Shaw
"Sounds like they need some more operators in the bleach plant." by Rudy Manning
"Chemical Engineers, ha ; isn’t that an oxymoron?" by Joe Davis
"Let’s just call it what it is: Needed, Glorified Pot Stirrers!" by Joe Davis
"WOW, wonder what Mr Kidding did....pity they didn't attach a picture!" by Craig Watkison
"Looks like HR is taking the transparency mandate to heart…" by Larry Shade