Honorable Mentions
"Hector suspected that the plant manager wasn't being totally honest with him." by Carla Kuznar
"After all these years, the plan had finally come to fruition! Now inspector Yoshi just needed some turtles..." by Curtis Raatz
"Let's call it Soylent Green." by Mac Maclaren
"They will spend $18B on a wall and all I get is a rag to pickup nuclear waste!!?" by Martin Tremblay
Other Submissions
"No wonder this company applied for a "Green Building" award." by Marvin Sager
"The new Head of EPA knows that the president of the USA will be proud of him. If you don't see it, it didn't happen." by Joe Davis
"Hocus Pocus" by Robert Chu
"The usual red carpet didn't fool the vigilant EPA inspector this time." by Denise Pigula
"The EPA inspector quickly realized the true reason to why the plant said they were rolling out the red carpet for his visit." by Mike Hibbard
"Really!!??" by Christopher Spoor
"I think all you needed was some sawdust. This is just Mt. Dew." by Joe Davis
"Hmmff.. Empty room.. red carpet... looks and smells like coolaid... This must be decoy to keep me busy while they hide the pizza and donuts!!!" by Martin Tremblay
"Are you sure this is what gave the super power to Chevy Chase? OK... My turn..." by Martin Tremblay
"It was the EPA inspector that first discovered the remains of Kermit the Frog, Apparently the red cape proved worthless when trying to pull out of a high speed dive." by Chuck Lewis
"Cha-ching, Green- the color of money; my Christmas bonus just went up." by Jeanne Clark
"Ho those genius at Valve Corp are having fun again. I wonder if the green portal leads to the white portal on the wall... Do I ask Kim Swift or do I dare try it...." by Martin Tremblay
"What do you mean it glows and grows when subjected to light?" by Joe Davis
"Talk about a real alien cover up. The poor thing fell through the ceiling after landing and went splat." by Joe Davis
"I've heard of cover up, but his is ridiculous" by Charles Dean
"I knew it was here somewhere." by Robert Donnelly
"Amazing how Dave can use a chemical spill to train for his dream of becoming a Matador." by Craig Koerner
"Just like I expected... That TV ad for this magic soaking rag is just another load of bull..." by Martin Tremblay
"You guys can say you are going green." by Bill Stuble
"I hope I look like I know what I am doing. I just found this shirt." by Ismael Ramon
"I swear I am not organizing the Christmas party next year!" by Martin Tremblay
"I approve your river die color. But it's too early for the St Patrick's. Better keep the surprise..." by Martin Tremblay
"Come on Ronald" by Siamak Shahabeddin
"Voila!" by Kiven Kiersey
"Feewww... I thought that ripping noise was from my pants!" by Martin Tremblay
"Superman's cape should do the trick!" by John Opiola
"I understand this is a clown accessories factory. I just don't know what to do with your test lab for the soapy floor prank..." by Martin Tremblay
"I'm afraid I do not understand the term" by Carlos Ruiz
"Wonder Woman marries the Grinch" by Cliff Johns
"Oh hoo, similar to a "Dark" issue" by Sergio Chiang
"Superman always fell for the Green stuff" by Jatin Shah
"EPA -Episodes Please Avoid" by Eric Choby