Winner
The force is strong with this one!! by Jatin ShahHonorable Mentions
"Alarm management at its best!" by Orlando Rainey
"Didn't you say the new guy used to work at BP in Houston? I can tell!!" by Tommy Little
"First shift - Homer, second shift - this guy. Can't wait to see who's on third shift." by Craig Koerner
Other Submissions
"And yet he complains that his wife snores at night." by Susan Murray
"I've heard of counting sheep to sleep, but never beeps, wait till he wakes up and finds out his new nickname is "Little Bo Beep"" by Jeanne Clark
"On the road again!!!!!" by Marvin Sager
"Dreaming of my computers that have car racing encryption to coincide with my relaxation time!" by Marvin Sager
"zzzzzzzzzz, ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin alive, stayin alive, ah, ah, zzzzzzzzzz" by George Lavoie
"And another Road Runner Cartoon dream again..............." by Joe Davis
"Beep sleep!" by James Taylor
"We have our best IT guy working on it, give us a few minutes and I'm sure it will be fixed." by Brian Jones
"C3PO got used to R2D2's beeps." by Rogelio Gomez
"I don't need a snooze button." by Robert Andrew
"That's the result of hiring an ex hula hula dancer with an inflated ego." by Paulo Casteloes
"Does this happen to you at work? Do your snores subdue the alarms in your life? Wait no longer, SLEEPYHEAD Chewable Tablets are now here. Chew one before bedtime and you'll be gone before your head hits the pillow.....Caution, discontinue use if you begin" by Joe Davis
"Bang!..." by Paulo Casteloes
"Reginald "Wile E." Coyote dreamt of meeting up with the whole Road Runner gang for the 3rd time this month." by John Paulk
"So glad that Homer Simpson trained him for this job at the Nuclear power Plant!!!" by Jeff Peacock
"Ned, our Safety Director, filled in last night at the Nuclear Power Plant Monitoring Station." by Brian Carr
"Such a nice music give me sound sleep!!!" by Naresh Dayani
"Thank God Homeland Security is monitoring the situation!" by Joseph Bedson
"Sweet Dreams!!!!" by Georg Erk
"Dreaming that his alarm clock is beeping, Jimbo hits the snooze button for the third time as the reactor core reaches the meltdown temperature." by David Goodrich
"The Road Runner has escaped and will "crash" your computers!" by Marvin Sager
"People say that some times sleeping over the problems is helpful." by Gianluca Premoli
"Wow! Kindling my toddler years, when my mom put me on bed, what a lovely rhythm." by Anbu Vendan D
"Turns out hiring the hearing impaired wasn't such a good idea!" by George Hudak
"Alarm.... What Alarm." by Robert Andrew
"HR thought circadian rhythm science was a Caribbean band!" by George Hudak
"Working overtime!" by Karl Tran-Satlzman
"Just another day at work - SOP!" by Karl Tran-Satlzman
"Music to sleep bye! A nice holiday tune." by Martin Czebotar
"Such a nice music gives me sound sleep!!!" by Naresh Dayani
"What probability of failure on demand did we assign to alarms with operator response again?" by Tyler Smith
"Just another text message alert...zzzz." by Joseph Romano
"Looks like we're going to have to break out the shock collars again..." by Larry Shade
"Don’t hesitate to buy the anti-stress pills helping to ignore any unpleasant situation!" by Ille Johannes
"Situation Normal..." by Kent McKean
"An example when alarms are useless when the snoring is at the same frequency as the sleeper." by Joe Davis
"Boy am I glad they moved me away from that field job around those noisy generators, I could have damaged my hearing and it's so peaceful around here" by Assem Abdou