Winner
And my parents said being dorm twister champ in college wouldn't help in the "real world." by Robert AndrewHonorable Mentions
"Tell me again why we went with the lowest bidder. . ." by Carla Maurer
"I feel like the little Dutch Boy…" by Robert Andrew
"Honestly, the corrosive properties don’t concern me half as much as this opposable big toe I seem to have grown in the last 15 minutes. On the plus side it will make reaching for the remote a lot easier." by Michelle Mayer
Other Submissions
"I guess the Reliability Inspector was right about our corrosion issue!" by Scott J. Weston
"Who knew green chemistry could be so corrosive???" by Steve Smith
"I know we're in a tight spot, but could you please scratch my nose with your right foot?" by Chuck Lewis
"Herb, you do have great balance, but that's just showing off!" by Chuck Lewis
"This beaker sure is getting hot! How sure are you that more than 250 ml is the critical mass required for detonation?" by George M. Hudak
"I guess we better budget for larger cups as part of the project to increase line pressure!" by Keith Wamsley
"We just have to hold on until maintenance gets off of their break…" by Larry Shade
"Sandy: Ben, Bill said you can never have too little of the green fumes in the first 5 minutes! Ben: What does that mean? Is too few a problem or not?" by George M. Hudak
"Sandy, move away! The impact sensitive experiment just happens to be in the beaker held by my left foot." by George M. Hudak
"We need a Six Sigma Black Belt – only 5 of the 6 produced the desired results!" by George M. Hudak
"Since we were just two days from a scheduled shutdown, I asked Maintenance for a temporary fix. Never thought they would use duct tape!" by Hector E. Diaz
"Now I understand the meaning of the “juggler effect” mentioned in this Ringlin Brothers project." by Raul Sabadi