Honorable Mentions
"And you should see the size of the fume cupboard......." by Lee Allford
"Be careful with these on-line auctions.... sometimes the pictures are not to scale!" by George Hudak
"When the director said that he expected 'big things from a new batch' I assumed he was exaggerating." by Lillian Polz
Other Submissions
"I have no idea...I heard someone say "Abracadabra" and then this..." by Joe Harris
"I lost my color codes.....which one is which and why so much for a lab experiment?" by Charles Dean
"Now, which two colors do we mix together?" by Marvin Sager
"I think they have the settings backwards on our shrink ray gun." by Scott Mourier
"Which of all these beers will taste better" by Marcelo Tagliabue
"This is what we got when we told the chemistry "lab-rats" to scale-up production." by Robert Bauer
"I told the research department that there was more to scale up than simply using bigger vessels." by Kenneth Russell
"I feel like we are in the Land of the Giants!" by George Hudak
"I know that your brother-in-law Carl is a good chemist, but we should have went with a design firm for scaling up the process." by Douglas Price
"And in this room is where we are storing the tattoo ink for the band Guns n Roses 2021 psychedelic tour." by Chuck Lewis
"Do you think I should let them know I'm color blind, or wait and see what happens?" by Jeanne Clark
"When I told you to prepare the titration indicator solutions I said 1000 cubic centimeters not 1000 cubic decimeters." by Tim Feider
"You are replacing a guy that could not remember this: NEVER MIX BLUE,GREEN,PINK AND RED. THAT GUY ENDS UP DEAD. NEVER MIX BROWN AND YELLOW. IF SO, THAT’S ONE DEAD FELLOW" by Chuck Lewis
"And I told him "We want it just like you make it in the lab"..." by Fred Gregory
"It seemed pretty simple in the lab..." by Ira Rainey
"Honey, Come on out, this is not funny!" by Jatin Shah
"We are running out of capacity to store our Kale and Scott Bonnet flavored vodka. What do you suggest?" by Laura Gimpelson