Honorable Mentions
"Stop Starring!. This is not a microwave. This is a 3D Printer with QoS!" by Rabih Zayed
"The salesman was right. I COULD justify the expense of a 3D printer in every office, even Accounting. They're not just for the engineers and artists any more." by Robert Bauer
"Hmmmmm, sporks do print faster!" by Al Hawker
Other Submissions
"This new 3D printer really does make work easier." by Stan Wearden
"With our incredible offer, you can now download your meal and avoid wasting time at drive through! DSL internet users may experience minor delays..." by Martin Tremblay
"Me thinks that I should print a spoon as well. It would be better to have the spoon ready in case of an emergency dessert." by John Ewanish
"There’s something wrong with the ‘lunch fork’ program on the 3D printer. My meal is always cold before the fork is done!" by George Hudak
"These 3-D printers are great- just substitute protein and walla- a food replicator!" by George Hudak
"Devilishly spicy food suggested for hot headed thinkers." by Marvin Sager
"Good, I hit the right button for a fork, the guy I replaced got fired for printing a 3-D Knife, HR said it could be used as a weapon." by Jeanne Clark
"You can order a Pizza; till I finish printing your Fork!" by Rabih Zayed
"Hmmm. An hour to print the dishes, thirty seconds to dispense and heat the food, and THEN another thirty minutes to print a spork!?! We're going to have to rethink this desktop lunch replicator thing, or at least it's sequence of operations. Oh, and deman" by Robert Bauer
"I know we're going virtual, but a virtual fork with a real meal is sooo disappointing." by Karyn DeWolf
"Reduce your long-term risk to carpal tunnel syndrome with our ergonomic spork." by Andy Shaffer
"Frank is thinking that next time he should remember to bring his fork from home" by Fred Durrenberger
"Oops! Wrong Scale. Dang, it will run out of wire before I can make the knife..." by Martin Tremblay
"I hope the 3-D printed food is better than the 3-D printed utensils!" by Tom Rybarczyk
"Additive manufacturing hits the food industry!" by Gabby massoud
"The new computer that brings your words to pictures even has a spell check." by Sandy Exum
"Instant pudding? - Done, Instant noodles? - Done, Instant utensils? - still needs work" by Fred Durrenberger
"Wow, still can't get away from printer problems. It's the same as the old-fashioned machines." by Charles Dean
"Yes Boss: Of course we don’t have to report those toxic releases! I really appreciate your support!" by Curtis White
"I should have just went out with the guys." by Sergio Mihai
"GREEN ! , GREEN ! , It is supposed to be GREEN !!!" by Wayne Rorex