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Honorable Mentions
"We need a new critical alarm notification icon. Which of these is the scariest?" by Lee Harrison
"6 years of developing Artificial Intelligence and this is what you get by crossing a girl, a blue dog, a sponge and a cat? How are we going to sell this??" by Martin Tremblay
"The company finally got updated pictures of our board of directors." by Dean Kirkner
Other Submissions
"Either we've been hacked or Hipster Dan has been slacking on his alarm-management duties." by Susan Rattle
"That's just despicable. Fire that guy Gru in R&D immediately." by Joe Davis
"Looks like Jerry’s kid hacked into the system again." by Richard Gauthe
"Our last chemical control process has been analyzed and appeals to a sense of the ludicrous." by Marvin Sager
"Dave, those are NOT your kids!" by Joe Davis
"I don't think this cognitive research study is working properly. I think you're starting to regress." by Joe Davis
"How did the system feed get switched to the Cartoon channel?" by Beverly Konieczny
"So, all your kids have your smile?" by Denise Pigula
"Whoa ! Emojis on the system...whats the DCS Engineer doing !!" by Bhupesh Chitre
"Operators try being happy by cartoon processing." by Dipak Panchal
"Our new boss is a Gen Z, these new screen savers are supposed to make work more enjoyable. Why couldn't we have gotten another Millennial?" by Jeanne Clark
"Help me decide which one to hire!" by Morton Evans
"Guess who the Plant Manager identifies with the most! Bob, this seems like a no win assignment!" by George Hudak
"None of them have legal ID. All look suspicious...Obviously not from here. I think we need to call ICE." by Martin Tremblay
"SpongeBob is the only one who didn't make the red lights flash. I think he's our next CEO." by Craig Koerner
"Yes I see the alarms, too. But Bob the Builder is no where to be found." by Jeff Hutchins
"Love these new blue uniforms from management." by Nicholas Selock
"Either we've been hacked or we hacked Cartoon Channel" by Dave Laycock
"Bob and Daryl never imagined they could tune a loop too much." by Brian Frick
"I don't think it's the Russians. They are asking for half a million cases of Nutella." by John Opiola
"I got Fred's desk and computer when he left. I can see why he's now in a 'special care' facility." by Joe Davis
"Don’t worry relax! Plant is safe without manual intervention" by Santhiraj Sathanna
"I'm going to put up pictures of all my closest friends." by Christopher Spoor
"We have gremlins on the plant or in the control system!!" by David Hill
"I guess you should be more productive, since your family are all here!!!" by Tenu Adeosun
"Our system is being held for ransom. Two of their needs were for a gazillion Crabby Patties and a large super laser gun??????" by Joe Davis