Winner
Hello, this is IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? by George LavoieHonorable Mentions
"IT said they would block Candy Crush, but this is way overboard!" by Matt McKain
"I think this might be a step beyond the blue screen of death........" by Robert Andrew
"Mmm... Electronic engineers... They have not the knowledge about heat exchenge as the chemical engineer!" by Gisanfranco Frosi
"Well that's the last time ever that I am going to play Johnny Cash's song "Ring of Fire" on a laptop!" by Chuck Lewis
"This Chemical Processing e-learning in exothermic reactions was an amazingly realistic one ..." by Gianluca Premoli
"All I did was scan for viruses with that new software called "Nukem"." by Doug Lippy
"Please standby while IM upgrades the security features on your system." by Keith Quanbeck
Other Submissions
"I guess they really are serious about cyber-security threats." by Kyra Ann
"I guess Mrs Phelips didn't accept her assignment for Mission Impossible for today!" by Martin Czebotar
"So this is how EAM manages my assets?" by Hillary Freeley
"Well now, that's not very "Green!"" by Randall Borgerding
"I guess our corporate firewall isn't working so well...." by Jim Manning
"Hmmmm ... The firewall really make it 'well done' ..." by Agung Witjaksono
"A bit too much "fire" in our new firewall!" by Roger Painter
"All I did was check my Home Email." by William Strohmeyer
"Finally, I can get an upgraded laptop!" by George Hudak
"Kari: Bill, will you hold, we seem to have an unresolved issue with Skype." by George Hudak
"Bill: Kari, is everything okay? Our screen just went blank." by George Hudak
"4D - includes odors!" by George Hudak
"My one year warranty expired yesterday!" by George Hudak
"In the good old days, you just received a pink slip!" by Ray Edwards
"Well, I guess it's time for lunch..." by Tracy Waller
"I thought Microsoft was kidding about discontinuing support for Windows XP." by Allen Murray
"So that's what an Internet Flame War leads to!" by Will Ebersman
"This flare analysis software is TOO realistic!" by David Tremblay
"Strong Exothermic Reaction" by Hugo Gaxiola
"This confirms it. That project outline was Mission Impossible" by Fred Durrenberger
"I guess he meant it when he said the message would self distruct" by Fred Durrenberger
"Wow, what a hot topic!" by Joseph Bedson
"Good 'ole' Fankie told me that it was some song about Ghost Riders in fhe Sky not in my laptop..." by Paulo Casteloes
"That battery upgrade went in like a Li-ion and out like a F-lamb-é!!!!" by John Carboy
"Guess I should have read the online review titled "Flaming Performance" more closely before doing that "upgrade"!!!!!!!" by John Carboy
"Microsoft pushes this months Windows patches." by Keith Quanbeck
"I could have sworn I hit save and not self destruct." by David Debari
"There's a problem with the firewall..." by Daniel Houghton
"MYgration!" by Frank Hicks
"Smith's resignation letter had the desired effect..." by Larry Shade
"I guess that upgrade did not work" by Carl Smith
"Donald Trump flares up again." by Nancy Murphy