Honorable Mentions
"You will find any excuse to get out of going to my Aunt Murial's funeral." by Dave Matta
"We knew it, today's operators are so young that we must obtain the authorization of their parents..." by Cesar Puma
"I know we're late! My boss says I HAVE to fix NOW so we hit our productivity numbers this week. Son, this is what being an engineer is all about, now hand me that thingamajig." by Emily Kaczynski
"John, listen to me. You are a CEO with a BA,MBA.PHD. No HVAC! If we miss this banquet. You, will be SOL!" by Chuck Lewis
Other Submissions
"Why does unplanned downtime always happen when we are at dinner?" by Larry May
"I shaved my legs for this?" by Sandy Exum
"Just reboot the motherboard for now Cinderella! Your rented tuxedo is due back to the store by midnight" by Chuck Lewis
"Bruce Wayne's childhood memories." by George Hudak
"Why can't we get a WiFi thermostat like everyone else?" by George Hudak
"I hope you're getting paid by the job, not the hour!" by George Hudak
"Larry, I told you to fix the furnace BEFORE my sister's wedding !" by Marc DiBartolomeo
"If you'd of called the repair man when I told you to we wouldn't be having this problem." by Christopher Spoor
"Is that a spot of grease I see on your rented tux?" by Dave Matta
"I strongly suggest you stop and drive us to dinner or I am going to show you another use for a monkey wrench!" by Chuck Lewis
"I told you to turn your phone off during dinner, but Nooooooo, you wouldn't listen. It'll be a long time before you get a call that interrupts anything in the bedroom, and I also think it's time for my Mom to come visit for a month. I'm just getting start" by Jeanne Clark
"The wedding is in 20 minutes!! Cold fusion will have to wait!" by Mark Johnson
"Your formal chemical engineering program requires that you use the right tools." by Marvin Sager
"When the air conditioner goes out at the Academy Awards, there are plenty of actors available to play the part of an HVAC engineer." by Tim Feider
"Pseudo Brightness & Prosperity resulted from Non-Green Process Technology" by Lukmanul Hakim
"If you insist on doing that, at least take the jacket off." by Dave Matta
"Next time they say Black Out, Bob, you'll know it's just the dress code." by Ruha Tacey
"Mr. Fix It" by Carl DuPoldt
"Control Panel Party Night !! , Forget Safety Gear ??" by Waiel Hasan
"This is not what I had in mind when I said Jr needed to learn formal job skills" by Fred Durrenberger
"Behind every man, who has had to make a "quick stop" at work on their day off, is a strong, supportive woman." by Allen Hawker