Winner
The "old boys network" thing is so passé. Didn't you get the memo. by Orlando RaineyHonorable Mentions
"Tim Hunt was right!.... I feel distracted." by Kenneth Russell
"Yes guys, I was in the class with you. I blew the curve in Fluid Mechanics. Remember?" by Kari Sokolow
"Bill, is that Kari from Fluids? I told you we should have asked her to join our study group! You said NO she'll just graduate, get married and have babies. Now she is the local section President." by George Hudak
"hmm...'gender equality' seems like a natural extension of 'material and energy balance' we learnt in stoichiometry class..." by Kishore Punjabi
Other Submissions
"Does anyone have the heart to tell her that Julia Men is ths sponsor of this year's Chemical Engineering Club?" by Melissa Scout
"Bruce Jenner must be responsible for this conundrum!" by Marvin Sager
"Fella's ... women just broke through the glass ceiling!" by Michael T. Green
"What beautiful penmanship!" by Martin Czebotar
"Is all of this uni-sex stuff really 'bi-nary'?" by Joseph Bedson
"I just don't feel comfortable with women in the same class teaching me how to improve my masculine sex appeal and sperm count!" by Joseph Bedson
"Why isn't "Club" capitalized?" by Joseph Bedson
"any complaint...¡¡¡¡" by Carlos G Martinez
"Finally, someone to correct our speling erors and grammer! This is sarcasim ladies......." by George Hudak
"Stan, I think it will be great... not having to eat with just a bunch of pocket protecting nerds for once!" by George Hudak
"Next up - Furniture stores advertising Women and Man Caves......" by George Hudak
"Bob, do you remember seeing any women in our enginering classes?" by George Hudak
"It was only a matter of time......" by Robert Andrew
"Oh.. Hi boss!" by Kenneth Russell
"Gentlemen, can you imagine that the first row she just added results win-win?" by Ille Johannes
"It's a new world, boys! And about time too." by Kenneth Russell
"Don't look her straight in the eyes men. They can sense fear." by Chuck Lewis
"Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea to give her her own office." by James Zannis
"Let's find an agreement for: "Chemical Engineers' Club" ..." by Gianluca Premoli
"footnote to poster: and I also went to Cal Tech, paid same tuition as "you boys", and my salary is still only 75% of yours." by Mitch Monchinski
"Hen, as might happen, and we not had this great idea" by Fernando Rodriguez
"... equality finally has come to the chemical engineering!" by Ernesto Calderon
"And now women want top billing!" by Eric Finley
"My pen is hereby mightier than the Club!!" by Robert Arthur
"Don't look her straight in the eyes men. They can sense fear." by Chuck Lewis
"and now give me a hand to step down.¡¡¡¡" by Carlos G Martinez
"ENIGMA" by Ray Basheer
"At least she won't get any points on safety!" by Dennis Finch
"You guys have had your noses in the air for too long!" by Craig Koerner