Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner June 9, 2015
Winner
Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink.... Wait! There's one! by John Paulk,Water, water everywhere, and not a ... wait a minute, there's one!!! by Michael T. GreenHonorable Mentions
"Why do Summer Interns get the jobs no one else wants to do??" by Tamara Strelitzer
"Are you shooha you fixed it? Then I guess the @$%#*^ is broken. (My Cousin Vinny Reference to the dripping faucet)." by Joe Davis
"Now Ed will have the best lawn in all of California." by Jeffrey Moran
"OMG! A dihydrogen monoxide fugitive emission." by Mike Gentilcore
"How do you know you applied the proper torque to the faucet? (In reference to Joe Davis' My Cousin Vinny post)" by George Hudak
Other Submissions
"Art dreamed of the day when they figured out a better solution." by Arthur Thomas
"Not all Drips are created equal!" by Robert Hinton
"Who sized the washer?" by Kathleen Henry-Parisi
"Come to Daddy you precious little bundle of H2O" by Chuck Lewis
"You must stop the wasteful water drop pace, or be prepared to "wash-out" the human race!" by Marvin Sager
"The expert has arrived! Ex being an unknown and pert being a drop under pressure, or in other words an unknown drip under pressure." by Frank Fox
"When are we going to budget for proper sample containers?"" by Kenneth Russell
"Bob, Stop! Wait! Don't! You need proper PPE before you come in contact with the DiHydrogen Monoxide overflow?" by George Hudak
"Where's the containment for the Di-Hydrogen Monoxide overflow?" by George Hudak
"A $77K investment! That leak will extend the payback by years." by George Hudak
"I told them an ANSI Class II control valve would leak!" by Andrea Larson
"Look, the first full months worth of "conservation" lost because Bob was to slow." by George Hudak
"OK I'll get this one, but the next one's all yours." by Jim Drummond
"Grab a cork, we have another leaking valve." by Michael T. Green
"Quick, I need a beaker!" by Robert Andrew
"Stop the wastage of water." by Shridhar Rao
"Oh no, if this hits the ground we are no longer considered a ZLD facility!" by Simon Larson
"The Snail Dart needs that water to survive!" by Martin Czebotar
"Its high noon, Jerry, quick, run and get your daily ration of water! We, your H2Overloards have decreed it! Do not fail to amuse us with your scurrying, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!" by George Lavoie
"I've heard of super low flow shower heads, but this is ridiculous!" by Lawrence Foley
"Help, this the last water in the tank for my morning coffee!" by Dave Laycock
"Stop the wastage of water." by Shridhar Rao
"There Goes My Bonus!" by Edwin Wong
"Where there's water, there'll be a leak!" by Suresh Nama
"This drip dropped the ball... forgot his bucket!" by Matthew McNally
"Why do we keep installing these comically large valves in our plant!" by Kirby Hostetler
"You need containers to put water in not your hand idiot." by Donald Drummond
"BEWARE- If anyone drops the drop, he'll be dropped!!" by Suresh Nama
"I would say that our Water Conversation Plant is just a "drop in the bucket" compared what we need to accomplish, but Jerry King forgot to provide us with the bucket!" by Jim McDow
"And with that, the last drop of water in Califorina was gone..." by Larry Shade
"Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt will be so angry with me if I lose their ration for the kids' bath water this week." by Joe Davis
"WATER CONSERVATION???!!!!! They weren't kidding with one drop at a time; big drop, but still one at a time. I'm scheduled for obtaining my ration of water at 3 pm during the waning cresent phase of the moon, and I have to run late." by Joe Davis
"Hurry up! The casino fountains in Vegas are about to run dry..." by Larry Shade
"New cost control measures; water management." by Tosin Asojo
"Uh Oh. Let me use this to rinse my hands so that it won't be considered wasted." by Mark Stewart