Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner June 28, 2016
Winner
Maybe someone should tell him to "push" instead of "pull!" by Painter RogerHonorable Mentions
"We intentionally freeze the joystick in order to see how much stress our engineers can take." by Scott Mourier
"Come on Bill, you can do it! You can do it! Save your co-workers...open..the...relief...valve!" by George Hudak
"Yep. Bill will fit in just fine. 10 minutes into the "Kobayashi Maru" simulation is about where we expect the first mental break!" by Tommy Little
"Finally, the design engineers are finding out how "simple" the new process is to run..." by Larry Shade
"You haven't seen the good part yet, Mary. Wait till he gets to page two of the training manual!" by Ron Belk
Other Submissions
"It's going to be a long session. He's just entering his name and title right now." by Greg James
"This ought to do it especially since the door out is locked." by Freddie McCann
"Sweetheart, I think we should find him a Real Girlfriend instead of the Virtual one!!" by Rabih Zayed
"They're messing with George again. They have him on the runaway train simulator program." by Joe Davis
"Maybe we made it a little too real..." by Rich Young
"Ha Ha Ha... we changed the maximum rate of change to be 1/10 of the previous adjustment rate. They always think the reactor is going to blow!" by George Hudak
"Works everytime! When we lock the controls so they cannot make any changes - they always go nuts!" by George Hudak
"I told him to refrain from coffee and amphetamines!" by Marvin Sager
"I remember my first day on the job. I bet you lunch at Baldoni's he doesn't make it." by John Paulk
"Now, you will be the next to try" by Jesus Velazquez
"Oh crap, I thought we fixed all of the loose wiring yesterday. Poor Henry is getting a worse jolt than before." by Joe Davis
"A little electroshock therapy, to wake you up in the morning!" by Martin Czebotar
"I told him to refrain from coffee and amphetamines! He must have thought this test stated "stimulator" and not "simulator."" by Marvin Sager
"Hello, Mr. Kripke, just relax and land the plane. Don't worry about all the giant vampire bats you see. They're just an hallucination from the experimental drugs we gave you just prior to the simulator." by Joe Davis
"Damn, we have another tech requiring anger management training. We just can't get anyone to pass this heavy traffic simulation." by Joe Davis
"Alright, who's the clown who keeps putting a buzzer on the test chair?" by Joe Davis
"George: "Help, get me outta here! I wanna go home!". Mr. Wizard: "Ah vell, drizzle drazzle drozzle drome, time for this one to come home"." by Joe Davis
"I believe we should have Hands-on tests for all the students all the time. This way we make sure they don't cheat!!!" by Rabih Zayed
"Looks like the Plant Engineer is trying the updated simulator himself. This should be fun!" by Tommy Little
"OK, Bob's in the club." by Chuck Lewis
"HR is really getting creative with these worker safety posters." by George Lavoie
"I guess colleges today don't adequately prepare graduates for real-world situations." by Don Koza
"Another word used to describe this smell is fertilizer. It will help your community GROW if we spread it liberally." by Rob Belk
"If this is only a simulation I don't want to attend the actual training!" by Joseph Bedson
"It's a simulator, Bob... A simulator." by Axel Vargas
"It is rough trying to pass the 'How to Handle Stress in the Work Place' simulator" by Joe Boles
"Apparently, he didn't know he was grabbin' onto some 440V 3ph juice" by Kermit Sheker
"Can you believe he chose this over Microsoft Sharepoint training?" by Kevin Summ
"The Purchase Order said "Training Stimulator"" by Jatin Shah
"I am Trained" by DK Joshi
"That's what happens when you vote for Hillary." by Larry Thomas
"I can't wait til he finds out it's a John Deere lawn tractor simulator." by Craig Koerner
"There's another candidate who blew it on the stress test..." by Orlando Rainey
"Come on Smith, let someone else have a go..." by Larry Shade
"That'll teach him to support Trump!. What a chump!" by Joe Davis
"Is he simulating being trained?" by John Ostrander
"Looks like we'll have another employee participating in stress management class this afternoon." by Kelly Cozby
"Are you sure he represents the placebo; no caffeine? Well just look at him!" by Joe Davis
"Umm, do you smell something burning?" by Joe Davis
"This is the old stray current scenario." by Ralph Quigley
"Looks like Jones pissed off the techs again..... They wired the joystick to a live circuit.." by Robert Andrew
"Well, I see the new VP of Marketing has been assimilated." by G. Mike Smith
"Our Lean concept of only one operator seems to cause excess stress factors. This is our 5th trial and our other test subjects never returned." by Vanessa Marshall
"The painful electric shocks will continue until his focus and bad attitude improves." by Tim Feider