Winner
Dude... Slide rule best practices--seriously? by Jim CahillHonorable Mentions
"Systems corrupted!! Replace storage devices." by Suresh Nama
""then in 1924....." . Bob pick up the pace ... it's Friday afternoon!" by George Hudak
"...and that's how to send a text message using a smart phone." by Dan Houghton
"These are not the droids you are looking for. Sorry, I was trying out my Jedi mind tricks." by Joe Davis
Other Submissions
"So that's where you go every day at 3 p.m." by Christina Teri
"Is it Friday, Jerry? Cause this is freaky!" by George Lavoie
"Well, the company finally did something about Management of Change People" by Jim Welch
"I hope this isn't based off of the movie "Young Frankenstein"!" by George Hudak
"Bob, don't look so shocked - they did explain this is a two way transfer, right?" by George Hudak
"Stay focused Bob, I don't want to see your honeymoon night!" by George Hudak
"Hello! Hello! Anybody home?" by George Hudak
"OMG! I've seen the future, and it is NOT a pretty sight!" by George Hudak
"This used to be called mentoring!" by George Hudak
"Internal memory full..insert SD card!" by Ashok Grover
"This is not what I thought mentoring would be like." by Kenneth Russell
"The new mentor-ship transfer,seriously! This can't possible work? Wait a minute, I feel old!" by Martin Czebotar
"My luck to receive a brain defect without reversal!" by Marvin Sager
"which way is this supposed to be flowing?" by Robert Andrew
"R2 Really!" by David Ruff
"So that's how you use a slide rule." by Myriam Kobylkevich
"Back in the day...when I was your age...get off my lawn...young whippersnapper...Come on, Pops! Is that all you've got??" by Craig Koerner
"Wow!" by Jack Horvath
"So,you baby boomer are your hard drive disc(read Brain) are still recording ?" by Carlos gpe Martinez
"I hope our hairs are not going to be transferred as well..." by Gianluca Premoli
"Too Much Information. I don't need the visual from your honeymoon night..." by Orlando Rainey
"OMG... MY VISION IS BLURRING, AND MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT !!" by Randy Earhart
"IS THIS THING RUNNING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION? I'M GETTING NOTHING !!!" by Randy Earhart
"Edgar, do I really need to know how to tango?" by John Paulk
"No Way!!! It's that easy? What about steps 12 thru 25?" by John Opiola
"So this is what the new artificial intelligence software is like?" by David Sloan
"Really! Reciting "retiring in 6 mos" is that all you got?" by George Hudak
"This sure is a lot faster than listening to all your old stories!" by Steve Cox
"Hurry, ......Call The IT department......Unlike their Code, This thing is actually working !!" by Randy Earhart
"Whoa dude, really? Did you eat beans? They told you not to eat too heavy before we got hooked up, right?" by Joe Davis
"This thing doesn't work if neither of us is smart." by Joe Davis
"I find it's better if you skip the vacuum pump step and go directly to RF transmission" by Randy Johnson
"All this time you thought I was lying about the conference....." by Pat Foster
"Don't you see that equalization using joined vessels cuts top inventions?" by Ille Johnannes
"I don’t have all day, Bob. Just go back a few years... enough for my next promotion!" by Arthur Mayweather
"At last! I understand NPSH..." by Larry Shade
"Waiting For Host To Respond..." by Ray Freudinger
"Now I know you're an idiot, if you think Donald Trump should be president. Unhook me from this thing, I'm getting dumber by the second." by Joe Davis
"I forgot more than you know." by Beverly Konieczny
"So... a mole isn't a cute little furry animal?" by Larry Shade
"I knew it was you who ate my lunch last Thursday! And this whole time you were trying to pin it on poor Nancy!" by Mitch Cooper
"Donald Trump is an alien, Donald Trump is a communist alien, Donald Trump is a communist alien garbage collector so you will not endorse or vote for him..........More Jedi mind tricks." by Joe Davis
"I have some questions about 1955." What is a flux capacitor? Marty McFly? and who is Biff!" by Chuck Lewis
"HEY Wait a minute! Take me off this thing! That's not a real person. I saw him last holiday in a store front window dressed up in fishing gear." by Joe Davis
"Hey man....I don't like that glassy vacant stare in your eyes!" by Joe Davis
"Dude, dark side of the force, isn't a bad electric source." by Andre Galvão
"Jimmy Hoffa is where?!?" by Dave Switzer
"Loading... Please wait while the files are being transferred... Not enough space on external memory device. You are missing 4.20 terabytes of space." by Rogelio Gomez
"So. Much. Information...." by Sov Chadwick