Honorable Mentions
"We really should install the vibration dampeners on the new compressor. The whole building shakes now." by Ronald Strybos
"We plan on attaching it to the bulk storage silos as a way to stop bridging and to relax the operators." by James Taylor
"The vibrating HMI station is our newest improvement which came out of a recent Hazop Study. This will keep Operators alert but relaxed resulting in improved process safety." by David Winters
"And you billed it to the project as a vibrating separator?" by Tom Rybarczyk
Other Submissions
"Who says we don't appreciate our workers?" by Hannah Heinens
"Eureka" by George Alexis
"Nah, forget that work order to replace that bearing." by Scott Shepherd
"Perhaps this will shake some new ideas or a raise for us out of the boss." by Dave Laycock
"I think we need a new test subject. He obviously gets off on any frequency." by Debbie Ouellette
"With all the vibration, that is probably the most brain activity he's had in years" by Christopher Spoor
"When I ordered a shaker for the lab, this is not what I expected." by Rick Gauthe
"Maybe we should give him some privacy." by Sandy Exum
"Hey Debbie, I thought I said we need a new vibrating screen because the operator complains a lot. "Yeah, thought so, but hey, it's all good---see, he's enjoying his job now!"" by Chenny Compuesto
"He is a Schmuck!" by Rabih Zayed
"Ahh! Blissful ignorance. He doesn't even know that the pump is about to explode." by Craig Koerner
"He's pleasantly shaken to the core with his stock investments." by Marvin Sager
"We need to let this man go home. The vibratory simulation chair is suppose to teach him what it feels like when something in the plant is under too much pressure and about to blow, not on how to get happy on company time." by Cherie Avallon
"The fun starts when it tips into the conveyor belt" by Jatin Shah
"Cost us a bit at the negotiating table but boy, was it worth it!" by Lee Harrison
"Our plan to shake up the employees is being well accepted" by Fred Durrenberger
"I think he is doing much better. No more smoke from his ears and he can finally close his eyes. I bet he won't ever grab a 220 volt cable again!" by Chuck Lewis
"The boss said this new guy Bill was a real "mover and shaker". It looks like he got that at least half right!" by Steve Cox
"I asked John to research industrial vibrators to overcome our "poor flow" condition, and this is his solution!" by David Hyer
"Well Susie, I think this positively proves that our Shaken Not Stirred Model 007 Lazyboy is a hit!" by Chuck Lewis
"Yeah... you should see him after he has coffee." by Jake Douglas
"All we have to do now is put it on wheels and we'll be the Movers and Shakers around here..." by Larry Shade
"Alright Dave - Your turn is over. Let's keep the line moving before the boss finds out where we hide." by Al Hawker
"We are good to get ride of all those Hazardous vials... This EPA inspector is not about to look at any of it!" by Martin Tremblay
"Break time" by Wael Shamandy
"He always enjoys demonstrating his in vivo mixing system!" by Rebecca Saxena