Winner
I know it worked for Jerry Lewis ... but that was a movie Dave.. by Michael T. GreenHonorable Mentions
"Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble! is not exactly the company line we are looking for." by David Vetere
"You were just supposed to make the coffee!" by Benjamin Jezovnik
"Working on your Rogine replacement formula again, I see!" by William Mostia
"I think we should consider outsourcing our R&D work." by Tara Bronson
"Must you carbonate everything?" by Kirby Hostetler
"I don't think people want explosive laxatives." by Alan Vaughn
"Knock it off, you're scaring the interns..." by Larry Shade
Other Submissions
"Oh stop -- I saw you pull out the baking soda and food coloring." by Sue Gonzalez
"I told you to stay away from the Scittles!!" by Christopher White
"You cannot patent mixing yellow and blue to make green." by Mike Gentilcore
"For the millionth time Frank, you're not a mad scientist - - you're making Skittles" by Alicia Clemons
"I told you that making your own energy drinks was a bad idea." by Jim Piaszynski
"You are working on a new color for a crayon. You are not creating a new potion to take over the world. Can we get back to work now?" by Michael Rogers
"I think a cup of coffee would be easier." by Mark McMillen
"Seriously ...... Six Months worth of work.... And all you have is --- Yellow and Blue make Green..." by Patrick Foster
"Kool Aid is for kids, Professor, cool it." by John Power
"Nonsense I've been drinking this stuff for years" by Anthony Pepe
"Just remember to leave your "work" at the lab' when you go home!" by Peter Norton
"You realize we can no longer afford to retain "mad scientists" - the HR department insists only "highly annoyed" ones are allowed." by Richard Kajander
"Where are your PPE's?...." by Abbas Raza
"I will NOT call you "Jerry Nye" the science guy!" by George Hudak
"Henry I really think the Jello thing has gone to far!" by David Longwell
"Jerry, this is supposed to be "Career Day", stop playing with Mr. Smith's chemistry kit!" by George Hudak
"So, the secret ingredient was in your lava lamp?" by Emil Ciurczak
"I know I can do this.....I've done it before." by Richard Rockett
"Stop fooling around, What's for dinner?!" by Martin Czebotar
"Wonka called, he says there is a little problem with the blueberry flavoring we sent him?" by David Debari
"It's a good thing you're not color blind! One drop in the wrong flask and we're finished." by Nick Morante
"Its' always the same Dam green bubbles" by Vic Scena
"You know you should be wearing a respirator, and I thought you hair was natural!" by Rickey Allred
"I hope you are not coming up with a cleanser, remember what happened the last time..." by Roger Cassell
"No, George. your creation is not coming to life. It's just the new flavored seltzers." by Kenneth Russell
"Ha ha can't you see Sally I have just revolutionize a new green cosmetic line, seriously Frank we all ready know the chemical reactions for the green cosmetic line but you didn't have to make it green !" by Margaret Thornton
"For Pete's sake, all I wanted was a vodka martini." by Chris Eicher
"AND NOW!-- to create the world's driest Martini" by Micheal Odom
"I think that you have worked on the "8-hour Energy Drink" project long enough Jenkins." by William King
"Mr. Wonka? What's in those? Ginger ale, ginger pop, ginger beer, beer bubbles, bubbleade, bubblecola, double cola, double-bubble-burple-cola, and all the crazy carbonated stuff that tickles your nose. Few people realize the tremendous power these have." by Rachel Legler
"Simply choose your salad dressing and move on doctor!" by Matthew Watkins
"What… more new coloring for tattoo ink?" by Mike Grillo
"I don't think Eye of Newt is on FDA's GRAS list." by Eric Gruff
"Wade, you have been working 115 hours straight, I hope one of those is a new shower soap formulation." by Stephen Woessner
"For Pete's sake Joe its Friday and you just don't understand the concept of "Happy Hour"" by Rick Herrmann
"You know your not allowed in here Dr. Jeckel." by Robert Pyke
"Um, excuse me, Mr. Hyde? In our meeting with HR and H,S,&E, I believe we all agreed you weren't to continue Dr. Jekyll's work after he "went home" for the day." by Tom Brown
"You're supposed to be coming up with the newest mocha latte flavor, you're not an "evil scientist" trying to "rule the world."" by Drew Hevle
"It's called the "Nobel Prise", not the "Korbel Prise"..." by Rick Torchia
"You're going to call it 'a smoothie'?" by Phil Mancil
"The KIDS are waiting for their snow cones" by Mack Ragon
"New energy drink?" by William Miller
"Relax, it's only flavored soda pop." by Bob Skulemowski
"Lime green, Lemon yellow, G-E-O-R-G-E, Tricks are for KIDS!" by Bruce Parks
"Dr. Jekyll, Do you know where Mr. Hyde is?" by Dana Kolodziejczyk
"I hope it,s not your turn to make coffee this morning." by Jerry Bowman
"Looks to me like you already had a little too much of the hair of the dog of the night before!" by Cherie Avallon
"More "jumping beans" is not the solution!" by Marvin Sager
"Why so dramatic?! Just put the Kool Aid in a regular pitcher for the kids!" by Joseph Bedson
"Frank, as impressive as the new hair tonic is, we are in the business of making play dough, and not making kids look like Don King." by Joe Mrnka
"Enjoying our colored bubbles are we?" by Mike Kolf
"Why can't you just take Viagra (TM), like other men?" by R Wayne Skilton
"I wouldn't put those Mentos into that Diet Coke...your hair never recovered from last time" by Robert Janoschek
"Magic of Science" by Kala Patel
"Why don't YOU use just a little blue, and a little green to save your frustration?" by Jim Nicholson
"If you are really serious about getting promoted, I would once again suggest that you don't try a new formula on a Friday." by Derek Rainwaters
"Mr. Smith, this is supposed to be "Career Day", stop playing with my classrooms chemistry kit and discuss the role of Chemical Engineers in industry." by George Hudak
"How many times have I told you that smart Chemists don't try new formulas on a Friday?" by Derek Rainwaters
"So, the secret ingredient was in your lava lamp?" by Emil Ciurczak
"Hey Malcolm, have you seen my cat?" by Malcolm Brown
"I always wanted to tie dye my lab coats! Now I am ready!" by Dan Dimitriu
"No! You've not discovered the formula for COKE!" by Gary Sams
"Bob, FDA on Line 1" or "Now Bob, is this haloween going to be a repeat of last year's haloween?" or "So I says to my friend with the wooden leg, "Peg," I says......" or "I believe they've already invented hair straightener." by Bob Borut
"... and it has to be non-toxic, recyclable, sustainable, environmentally friendly, and smell like lilacs." by Craig Reinhart
"Are you totally nuts!! Get your stuff off my new red scarf." by Des Sterley
"So I see that you finally have developed a hair tonic recipe!" by Dee Duncan
"Darling, you need a lot of time? I need to go to the market before coming home!" by Ernesto Calderon
"She say,- I wonder what kind of hangover they might be suffering. He say.- I'm a master in mixology!" by Ricardo G
"This is the last time that I'll ask YOU to fix a "neat" drink!" by John Saunders
"Kool Aid is for kids, Professor. Now Cool it!" by John Power
"Somehow I don't think that labeling them "organic' will sell." by John S. Sitasz
"LifeEnriching Colors!" by R Iyer
"Did you complete this job hazard assessment? Seems like you're having WAY too much fun." by John Tiessen
"For the 10th time would you wear your safety gear? You already lost 2 thumbs. Also, turn the vent on I have smelt enough colorful gasses from you for one day." by Antonio Baeza
"Your wife called and said for you to return your sons chemistry set." by Keith Jones
"EPA is hear" by J Marks
"These flourscent colors are 'Chemistry' of our relation." by Hemant Shriram
"Are you really doing an experiment or just playing with colors?" by Mukti Rao
"Doctor, it's been 30 years since "New Coke"...just let it go." by Dan Diamantstein
"Will you stop the mad scientist routine? The kids are waiting for their refreshments!" by Jake Douglas
"RAINBOXIN would be a nice name for that new-coated poison pill." by Bill Harris
"Oh Freddy, such beautiful colors... too bad they smell as nice as they look!" by Harve Anderson
"Okay!... Let's see if we can't get that yawning problem cured my dear. I'll start with the.........YELLOW ONE FIRST!" by Matt Craddock
"Aren't you taking this idea of a new M&M color a little too seriously?" by Lorrie-Ann Fisher
"You do know that - "Thiotimoline" is fiction..." by Roy Thomas
"Dr. Jekyll, I wouldn't taste any of them, I've I kind of strange feeling..." by Gianluca Premoli
"As your supervisor, when I said you had a chemical imbalance, I wasn't referring to your work!" by Steven Stein
"Have we been, "running tests", again Jerry?" by George Lavoie
"Don't you think 10^umpteenth Scoville units will be enough to win the hot pepper contest or at least power a small nuclear submarine?" by Ed Tromp
"So, aren't you a little early for coloring your Easter eggs?" by Bill Herring
"So, I see you found your old box of Fizzies." by William Herring
"Yes, Yes. I can see it's the world's strongest hair gel." by Kirby Hostetler
"Skittles has already been invented - stopping chasing the rainbow..." by Orlando Rainey
"Heureka! The type of orgasm you get depends on the colour of the bublles you touch!" by Ille Johannes
"Kramer, what do you plan to do when Jerry notices all his Snapple is missing?" by Dean Brone
"I'm telling you again George I'm not letting my mother drink that!!" by Tom Dallessandro
"Well, I see you've mixed the blue with the green again...." by David Sloan
"Don't you think 10^umpteenth Scoville units will be enough to win the hot pepper contest or at least power a small nuclear submarine? "Knock your socks off" was a figurative expression, not an experimental goal!!" by Ed Tromp
"Don't you think 10^umpteenth Scoville units will be enough to win the hot pepper contest or at least power a small nuclear submarine?" by Ed Tromp
"OK, Dr. Jeckyl, Which one is the Sloe Gin Fizz" by Contact: Chris Nielsen
"Drop the food coloring." by Bill Stuble
"Is that the colorful life you have been promising me ?!..." by Paulo Casteloes
"I agree they're pretty, but should you be doing that under a hood?" by Tim Cullina
"Senior Management is requesting an update on your high entropy probabilistic measure of random chaos as proven through Waxman's Law*. * Everything tastes more or less like chicken." by David Madden
"Can I have my Mentos back?" by Dale Stout
"Harry Bristle the Lab Chemist took making coffee for his coworkers to the next level." by Karl Schaap
"Is that the colorful life you have been promising me ?!..." by Paulo Casteloes
"If you ask me, "The flask with black solution is the least reactive so we should go with that one."" by Shannon Wideman
"Don't get excited Ralph. That is just colored fizzy water for my son's science display." by Fred Durrenberger
"Pretty colors.....Now what ?" by Steve Mattes
"You said it explodes and then what?" by Mike Kolf
"Enjoying our colored bubbles are we?" by Mike Kolf
"Frank, QED stands for "Thus it is proven", not "Quick Effervescent Delight"." by Rick Torchia
"Listen! Stop going Nuts! You don't have to lose everything - just put stoppers in the flasks - and by the way, how come the black liquid doesn't also levitate?" by Syd Furrow
"I wish you could show this kind of enthusiasm in your reports." by John Opiola
"I told you to use the kitchen like everyone else to prepare your lunch." by James McGlone