Winner
Our supplier said that the carbon for the filter systems won’t be done for another jillion years. by Joe DavisHonorable Mentions
"Just give it up, Bob. Isn’t it bad enough your last experiment blew us back to the stone age!" by Michelle Mayer
"Are you thinking on creating a new technical magazine?" by JESUS EMILIO VELAZQUEZ Y MARTINEZ
"Where are you going to find an actuated valve to control the recycle?" by George M. Hudak
"Look, I take my hat off to Eric, changing dinosaur pee to beer – genius! Am I collecting the pee? Not in this lifetime Fred, not in this lifetime." by Stuart Whellans
"You got Chemical Processing for Dum Dums?" by Dale Stout
Other Submissions
"I told you we needed a catalyst." by Nathan Winfield
"It appears that there were other civilizations before us!" by H. David Sloan
"I'll never catch on, we'll have to wait another 100,000 years to get the stuff to put in it. Throw another log on the fire, we'll miss the Mammoth!" by Craig Watkinson
"Thanks Martha!" by Scott Weston
"Og think Thul need to stop carving silly pictures and get back to carving wheel out of tree trunk." by Scott J. Weston
"Joe if this was drawn 4,000 years ago, why do our chemical process’s still look like this?" by Sebastian Ritz
"Cannot catch antelope that way." by Fred Durrenberger
"Why do we need to increase the volatility of the fuel? We haven’t invented the wheel yet!" by George M. Hudak
"No! We have to invent the wheel first!" by George Hudak
"Sure! Find a better way to make GROG. Get more women." by George M. Hudak
"What does V-I-A-G-R-A mean?" by Ralph Sager
"That’s Crazy Larry’s work. He’s WAY ahead of his time." by Joe Davis
"We found this yesterday. Must be at least a million years old." by Joe Davis
"I want whoever is responsible. And have them clean this mess off my living room wall." by Joe Davis
"Yeah, Mike two valleys over has something called HIC resistant metal and Dave, from the lagoon, has come up with the tubing you mentioned. Steve, the strange looking guy with no slope on his forhead, yeah him, he’s got something called fire which he says" by Stuart Whellans
"No one understands indoor plumbing." by Dale Stout
"Just go with the flow charts." by Dale Stout
"So this is the secret to making “Fire Water”" by Scott Griffin
"No wonder I have heartburn… too much reflux!" by Jim McDow
"When they said we would be working in a remote location…..I didn’t think they meant prehistoric too!" by George M. Hudak
"I thought the “Barney Rubble” consulting company they found was a joke, and yet here I stand replacing whiteboards with cave wall drawings. All I can say is ug!" by George M. Hudak