Honorable Mentions
"Marco...........Polo.......Marco............Polo." by Joe Davis
"Careful Joe, Fred's been on the chilli beans all week" by Dave Laycock
"Don't move. Our employee stress reduction initiative hinges upon a strict combination of Candlelight Yoga and the Mannequin Challenge" by Randy Johnson
"If you're not the gas leak source, then you'd better put out this candle" by Assem Abdou
Other Submissions
"This whole energy saver initiative is getting old." by Dayna Vinas
"Kill the light, I'm allergic to moths." by Marvin Sager
"Surprised you have got gas lamps as backup in this gas plant." by Dave Laycock
"Candyman, Candyman, Candyman" by George Lavoie
"Apparently the electric company wasn't joking when they said "pay the bill or have your lights turned off"..." by Orlando Rainey
"That is not the recommended way to find a gas leak." by Richard Agar
"Wow! That Harry Potter stuff really works!" by Kenneth Russell
"Nooooo! I don't care how dark it is, this is a Class 1, Div 1 electrical classification area." by Ronald Strybos
"Hurry! We need to find that methane leak before the electricity comes back on and blows us all to smithereens!" by Michelle Mayer
"Hang on, I have a wish!!!!" by Christopher Spoor
"Fortunatelly, Trump is back!! no need for further energy efficience programs." by Cristian Cancino
"Apparently you didn't sense my irony when I replied : "why don't you enlighten us?"" by Andomar Kazum
"Put that out! Following the light before the explosion won't lead you to the afterlife." by Tim Cullina
"Dude! The lights are out because of hydrogen leak!" by Hillary Freeley
"Put that out Henry, cursing the darkness is how I roll!" by Dan Diamantstein
"Don't shed any light on this subject or we'll loose our research funding." by Don Koza
"Ohhhh, look how all of our clothing looks monochromatic because of the limited bandwith from the candle." by George Hudak
"PUT IT OUT - I smell gas!" by George Hudak
"This "mime in a box" excercise was going so much better until you lit a candle!" by George Hudak
"Put out that match! I just got a hint of methyl mercaptan!" by Joe Davis
"So Bruce, where are those sonar capabilities you were bragging about? "Ha ha, very funny Alfred."" by Joe Davis
"Ten, the answer is ten. And I said it first Sheila." by Joe Davis
"Stop right there Smithers! Linda, come here. Put your hands beside mine so we can make a perfectly formed shadow porcupine." by Chuck Lewis
"I can see clearly now the rain is gone I can see all obstacles in my way Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It's gonna be a bright (bright) Bright (bright) sunshiny day..." by Joe Davis
"There's no such thing as spooks, there's no such thing as spooks......" by Joe Davis
"Help me find my bottle of snoop! It works better than this candle." by Martin Czebotar
"Dennis, this is NOT how you find a black hole!" by Roger Holbrook
"And I heard God's voice whisper in my ear He said you better watch what's going on when the lights are out When the night is dark, when there ain't nobody lookin' around Yeah when the lights are out, down in this dirty little town Down in this dirty l" by Joe Davis