Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner May 17, 2016
Winner
Wha are you tonking abow? I nont mell a ting? by Joe DavisHonorable Mentions
"Why is the plant manager always the first to go nose-blind?" by Kelly Cheyenne
"It's the dead zone smell, where even the flies don't roam and the stink bugs can't compete!" by Marvin Sager
"Think about the pine forest. Be in the forest. Smell the forest." by Kenneth Russell
"If that's the smell of money, it must be counterfeit..." by Larry Shade
"The NO(se) have it" by Dale Shultz
Other Submissions
"Just praying for a good result on the EPA audit!" by Martin Czebotar
"Smells like money." by Robert Andrew
""This loosely reminds me of that famous line from the movies" "I love the smell of toxic smoke in the morning." "It reminds me of Money!"" by Chuck Lewis
"I feel like we should be singing B-I-N-G-O! When is the scrubber scheduled for refit?" by Tommy Little
"Another word used to describe this smell is fertilizer. It will help your community GROW if we spread it liberally." by Ron Belk
"If you wave your hands a bit, you can almost not notice that it smells like a toxic waste dump around here." by Mark McMillen
"Now see, if you turn just the right way, with the right breeze, you can smell the pastry shop down the road." by Joe Davis
"Like beer, the appreciation of the complex aromas are an acquired taste!" by George Hudak
"WAFTING! It's a technical term for bringing the aromatic constituents of the mixture to your sensory glands. Just like you would do with a fine wine to appreciate the complexities!" by George Hudak
"Why does he kepp on saying it is the smell of money? It stinks!" by George Hudak
"Our idea for community support is that if you close your eyes, pinch your nose and shut your mouth, our waste treatment program will be more effective" by Assem Abdou
"Take your fingers out of your noses and do like this. I can smell a sweet, floral aroma, with a hint of citrus. If you don't move your hands and arms all you'll smell is the poopy factory." by Joe Davis
""Wait for it.....This fine tuned plant, first needs to blow the gunk out of its system. Soon you will smell the fresh sent of an Irish Spring", said George. The others to themselves said, " Yeah right, and soon we'll be seeing rainbows and leprechauns due" by Joe Davis
"I know the new scrubber on the plant works, so that awful smell must be coming from this goofy guy waving his arms." by Joe Davis
"Courage ! 3 more minutes without breething and all the fatal gas will be gone !" by Theophile Thizy
"It's a shame we didn't realize we all have allergies before we demolished our town hall building so we could prove to these evil businesses that we can do without them. Oh and what are we going to do this winter?" by Cory Juvan
"An executive standing meeting!" by Govindan Kavoori
"They said this months meeting would be in a "greenfield" location! This is more like a Brownfield with a lawn!" by George Hudak
"This is not what I expected when I thought that it was a good idea to do this meeting off-site to avoid distractions...." by Orlando Rainey
"Don't worry! That smell is from Tuesday when the old town hall somehow caught fire and exploded." by Craig Koerner
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!" by Jim McDow
"Frank does not understand the principle that just because you can make a skunk smell like something pleasant does not alter the fact that it is still a skunk" by Fred Durrenberger
"Sometimes a sinus infection has its upsides." by Richard Gauthe
"I'm so glad you came to test our new perfume, Meddler-Exodus, let's see how long you will stay" by Randall Oliver
"Systems corrupted!! Replace storage devices." by Suresh Nama
"ChemSpiriYoga !" by Anton Edema
"About that spill last week -- Everyone together: One, Two, Three Pray!" by Cherie Avallon