Honorable Mentions
"Maybe Super Sacks would be a better way to package this stuff!" by Mike Owens
"Deep down, Tiberius knew that genetically modifying Tribbles for textile production was a bad idea" by Vincent Crowley
"Jerry could not get the mix right for the new environmentally friendly foam packaging." by Allen Hawker
Other Submissions
"The NFPA won't be happy with this...." by Ralph Cash
"I should have used styrofoam peanuts instead!" by Richard Quinnette
"These chemicals were shipped from the Great Smoky Mountains." by Marvin Sager
"Cooper never did fully grasp metric measurements." by Dave Matta
"Oops. Too much laundry detergent." by Dave Matta
""Darn it!". PFAS fire fighting foam opened Pandora's box." by Tim Feider
"Safety Inspector Ed, investigates a clear case of failure to read proper material handling procedures as documented by the ACME HOME DO-IT-YOURSELF VOLCANO COMPANY." by Chuck Lewis
"" Uh Oh", thought Karen after disposing of the the empty oxidizer containers in the trash bin, "Should I stay or should I act like a tree and Leave?"" by D Winters
"One label says may produce combustible dust, the other says may cause cancer. It hasn't ignited yet, so maybe the cancer warning is OK too. Now I know why they sent the new guy to open it." by Jeanne Clark
"It's not supposed to do that." by Jack Daugherty
"Hmm... wasn't expecting bubbles. I guess soap beads are not good for packing." by Stephanie Arnold
"Poof! Just like that, Wilbur was doing an imitation of Cheech and Chong's "Up in Smoke"!" by Rebecca Saxena
"Combining a Mentos and cola factory sounded like a good Idea." by Scott Griffin
"Who knew that 'Flying High at Ridgemont High' was actually a result of mixing baking soda with vinegar?" by Rebecca Saxena
"Eddie, now regrets submitting his award winning cost saving idea to eliminate fire-suppression on this floor." by Chuck Lewis