Winner
So, how is that LEAN six sigma training going for you these days? by Michael OwensHonorable Mentions
"It was your idea to increase the documentation of the process." by George M Hudak
"If I hear one more verse of ‘Climb Every Mountain’, I swear I’ll staple your lips shut." by Joe Davis
"The shift supervisor called, The plant accidently forwarded the event logger to your printer!" by Keith Wamsley
Other Submissions
"You just asked for receipts – you didn't say to put them in order." by Julie Hawk
"That will teach you to take vacation…Keep Digging the door to your office has to be there!" by Scott Griffin
"Why don't You use a stepLadder to reach the top and get what you want." by Donald Drummond
"process THIS!" by Jatin Shah
"The IRS called, they wanted information on a paper trail." by Ralph Sager
"You just said to lay your pay check on your desk. I couldn’t even find your desk. Oh brother, engineers, they’re so untidy." by Joe Davis
"I’m telling you, this won’t work. There’s no way this can replace the training you need for climbing Everest." by Joe Davis
"Psst, the FDA Auditor is outside of your office asking for the project document trail, which I warned you to organize last month." by Joe Davis
"He’s still refuses to go paperless! How do you know he’s even in there?" by John Opiola
"We haven't seen the CFO since we announced the $1 million dollar idea reward initiative!" by Craig Watkinson
"Did you get my vacation request?" by Mike Dolan