Winner
- "I hear their mom and dad are stars!" By Doug Mancosky
Honorable Mentions
- "Everyone’s smiling now, but just wait ‘til they’re older and add a little ‘S’ into the mix." By Robert Bauer
- "They had their first bottle, so they are a little gassy." By Chuck Lewis
- "They arrived on this planet together, but my prophecy says that green will save the world from pollution." By Pedro Angeles
Submissions
- "I'd be proud, too." By Danny Greene
- "Congratulations, you are now the proud parents of hydrogen gas triplets." By Marvin Sager
- "Do you think the Skittles company is behind this?" By Kerwin Orr
- "From such simple beginnings, so many ways to grow up." By Robert Bauer
- "We are so blessed." "Each weighed in at a healthy weight of 2.01568g/moles." By Chuck Lewis
- "Red, Blue, Green - they are all the same to me!" By George Hudak
- "Who is going to reveal the scenario under which each was conceived?" By George Hudak
- "Gosh, Triplets! A Boy, a Girl and a To Be Determined!" By Eric Chokan
- "Your kids are fine, but we are having a hard time keeping them in bed..." By Wayne Rorex
- "What happened to sister “White”?" By Graham Canning
- "Triplets were born, but I like green better." By Pedro Angeles
- "Different Shades of Hydrogen...!!!" By NEELAM KUMAR VALECHA
- "Well, they're all cute, but we parents know that ours will change the world." By David Wolff
- "Rose are red and violets are blue, but what in the heck is a green H2?" By Josh Boedecker
- "No matter how they tried, the doting parents couldn't agree on whether he should be called 'Green' or 'Renewable.'" By Russell Morgan
- "The doctor looking at the triplets: Look at the green one – seems someone has had too much fun in the sun and wind!" By Aila Solli