Honorable Mentions
"With hallway tubing races currently banned. Eddie and Calvin thought they would try their hand at stairwell rafting." by Chuck Lewis
"Some thought it was pure hyperbole when the financial experts said the coming storm was of "Biblical proportions." Others decided to take them literally." by Robert Bauer
"See if we fill it with helium, we can carry it to the water faster and were sure to win the race at the company picnic." by Sandy Exum
Other Submissions
"We have to test all our emergency equipment -- why not take it out for a run, too?" by Tom Country
"To add a little humor to tomorrow’s stockholder meeting. The CEO and VP decided not to use a podium to read their annual report titled Up The Creek." by Chuck Lewis
"We need this boat because we are flooded with a deluge of complaints." by Marvin Sager
"For the life of me, I still can't get why your manager would ask to see a raft before the procedure is published" by Assem Abdou
"The CEO gets his golden parachute, middle management gets life preservers. The engineers decided they needed to have something better to survive the coming storm." by Robert Bauer
"If we can fill 15 of these using our stack gases each week, we might actually meet the EPA's emission standards this year." by Stephan Miller
"Being a small company with only two employees, Joe thought his plan for keeping the company afloat through the downturn seemed reasonable. Bill, however, wasn’t so sure." by Steve Cox
"Looks very comfy......now for a post-lunch snooze." by Vijay Menon
"In these trying times, at least some of us will stay afloat." by Tim Feider
"The tag says it will hold six, but we'll need a raft for each of us if we're going to meet the "social distancing" requirements." by Robert Bauer
"So we had a pandemic, a flood is the next logical catastrophe" by Mark Adams
"Heard the new process is counterflow. We need and outboard engine." by Alfredo Mendez
"Well, Jerry. We finally did it...... a driver less car that floats !!" by Randy Earhart
"I think the design pressure will not forgive us..." by Christos Marinos
"We may be "Up the Creek" but at least we have a paddle." by Raymond Batsell
"All I said to the boss was,”I bet I could row to China and back before the U.S. Mail delivers that part!”" by Chuck Lewis
"Heard the new process is counterflow. We need an outboard engine." by Alfredo Mendez
"The "In Case of Flood" boxes these things go into will take up a lot of room." by Phil Grimes
"Is this what the board meant when they asked for a new rowing machine for the executive fitness center?" by Phil Grimes