Honorable Mentions
"Our LEED entry this year should win the platinum award for the greenest roof possible." by Marvin Sager
"...Yea, I heard someone say that this Soylent Green stuff is made from people." by Joe Davis
"When I said "kick the problem into the long grass", this isn't quite what I meant!" by Simon Blackmore
"I said I required candidates who were outstanding in their fields, not standing out in their fields..." by Larry Shade
Other Submissions
"I told you I was out standing in my field." by Sam Cousins
"This is not what I meant when I said we need to improve our reputation in the field." by Tom Brewer
"It's our new rapid growth systainable cacti. You get used to the thorns" by Randy Johnson
"All this from genetically modified chia seeds. You should see the sun flowers" by Randy Johnson
"Evapotranspiration only applies if you can shut off the water" by Randy Johnson
"Tall grass in the parking lot is not what I meant by "going green"" by Ralph Quigley
"Just don't move and it will eventually slither away." by Joe Davis
"This next generation GMO corn is amazing! It was just planted three days ago." by Craig Koerner
"This is not what I had in mind when you said we would be working on Greenfield project" by Fred Durrenberger
"Is this what you mean for "chemically controlled growing"?" by Jesus Velazquez
"So far, the corn is not as high as an elephant's eye. The growth formula needs revamped." by Joe Davis
"What are we going to do when they reach our height?" by Ernesto Calderon
"This rapid overgrowth reminds me of a Steven King short story. Just don't touch it bare handed..." by Joe Davis
"You may be outstanding in your field, but here comes the mower!" by Mihcael McCaulley
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind with going green." by Christopher Spoor
"Ok, very slowly now, explain how this happened and why I'm waste deep in poison Ivy" by Joe Davis
"That's the 3rd lost cell phone this week. Tell the Field Audit Team there are no Pokemons out here" by Randall Johnson
"What do you mean, we're sinking?" by Joe Davis
"The rash is worse than you get from poison ivy, and you're not wearing the bio-barrier underwear? That's going to be a problem!" by George Hudak
"I don't care!! Start using the Roundup again!" by Jeanne Clark
"My father was the greatest farmer ever! My mother would always be saying that he was "out standing" in his field." by John Paulk
"I clearly instructed you to spread the seed sparsely. Not spread the parsley." by Joe Davis
"Great, so what's it do besides get rid of CO2?" by Bill Stuble
"Standing tall among all of this greenery is like being in the middle of a North Korean military parade" by Chuck Lewis
"Wow, the coolest hide-out!!" by Jamuna Saiganesh
"This isn't Oklahoma, George. Keep your singing to yourself." by Joe Davis
"It's aesthetically pleasing to the eye and it grows well, but it has absolutely no flavor. Back to the genetic pool." by Joe Davis
"In retrospect, genetically modifying grass to give it nitrogen fixation may have been a bad idea" by Brenden Rolf
"So when I said "Let us do it", I obviously was referring to the engineering solution we were discussing, not "Lettuce do it"" by Assem Abdou
"I think studying it now would be premature, we have to wait until it officially reaches elephant eye height." by George Lavoie
"Don't think much of your new weedkiller Joe, it's more like fertilizer." by Dave Laycock
"We need to keep an eye out for snakes that may have had a reaction to the chemicals used here..." by Lloyd Finch
"No doubt about it, we are outstanding in our field." by Mark Johnson
"When I said, "Let's go on a field visit," I didn't mean to your farm Jake." by Christina Hermens
"When you said we would be in the green, I thought there was a salary increase!" by Morton Evans
"If you build it, they will come. I always wanted to say that." by Joe Davis
"A field of crops is not exactly what I had in mind in regards to a site for our new greenfield project...." by Orlando Rainey
"I suspect you went a little overboard with the growth supplement." by Lamont Mallett
"So it's been 24hrs since trying your new chemical solution to "Never Cut Grass Again"! How's that working out Einstein?" by Kent Oubre
"When I said take a leek, I didn't mean that." by Martin Hope
"So this is what they call a green field start-up...not what I expected." by Adam Morris
"There's no doubt your new fertilizer formula is a huge success. But you do realize you still need a license to grow this stuff." by Michelle Mayer
"You say you accidentally spilled a whole bag of the rapid grow seeds? We just repaved this parking lot last weekend." by Joe Davis
"What are you doing? I'm outstanding in my field!" by Charles Green
"I think we're ready to pitch our new grass fertilizer recipe to the Board of Directors." by Scott Mourier
"Now what do we do? I said there weren't too many creative minds in this field. I didn't say create mine fields!" by Joe Davis
"Since we can say the ingredients are "all natural", and the testing labs don't know what to look for, we'll make a killing selling our industrial waste to farmers growing "organic" crops." by Robert V Bauer Jr
"Well, this GMO experiment failed. Jack in the beanstalk's magic bean still eludes us." by Mark Stewart
"How everything already green?" by Shaukat Mahmood
"I dropped the keys somewhere here." by George Alexis
"I think it's about time you saw a Doctor for this foot fungus stuff." by Jeanne Clark