Honorable Mentions
"Besides a cat, he knew there was only chemistry between them." by Scott Shepherd
"The Cat: And humans say it's boring watching cats sleep all day." by Michael Risk
"A day in the life of Shelden and Amy." by Faith Zucker
"When asked to come closer because his date was cold, Calvin explained that due to the air density which triggered the thermal conductivity of the room thus affecting the barometric corrections he could not help her get warm." by Chuck Lewis
"I wonder if the pheromones in my aftershave are working." by Lee Harrison
Other Submissions
"Soon they would find out the downfalls of online dating." by Karen Brewery
"Is this what they call chemistry?" by Haris Setia
"I can't wait....oooh love" by Haris Setia
"John, I think we have amazing Chemistry! Would you like to experiment with me?" by Jeanne Clark
"The first date at 40" by Nain Aguado
"Love and other drugs: Tongue-tied version" by Barsha Mandal
"Love is color blind; it comes in many sizes, shapes, and chemical formulas." by Marvin Sager
"She; I wonder if he'll make the first move. He; Hmm how do i formulate this?" by Kiven Kiersey
"Maybe if I mix these ingredients, I can get more than just a kiss out of this gal. And maybe I can make her cat sleepy with the same mix." by Joe Davis
"So where do you think the cat hid the remote?" by Gary Doherty
"Yet another example that men and women do not speak the same language" by Fred Durrenberger
"Don't know much about Chemistry, But Baby I WILL light your fire" by Jatin Shah
"Female: "I think we have chemistry, can you think of a solution? Male: "I think you're right, and yes I can."" by Gabby massoud
"You know, I think there's chemistry between us!" by Christopher Spoor
"I got A in Chemistry! .... I''LL make a Straight A's in Love! Boogie! Boogie! Blab!" by Rabih Zayed
"LOVE MISSION TO THE MOON: Attraction. Chemistry. 9,8,7....1,0. Spark! (We have a Spark!). LIFTOFF to the Rainbow!!!. The Mission is a Success!" by Rabih Zayed
"I seriously need to do something more drastic to get that goofy look off of his face" by Joe Davis
"Hey Eugene, what would it take for you to come over here and put your arm around me?" by Chuck Lewis
"Let's see, the wrong proportion of compounds puts her in the hospital, but the right proportion puts her in a more 'romantic' mood......." by Joe Davis
"Are we talking about chemistry or anatomy?" by Curtis Raatz
"She wants romance; he wants to know if there is chemistry!" by Morton Evans
"Thinking to themselves...... Her: "I need a husband." Him: "I need to get out of here and get back to work." Cat: "Who cares, I just need a nap."" by Joe Davis
"Engineers are from Mars ... The rest of the World are from Venus" by Assem Abdou
"Let's see, the last formula made her too sour. The one before that she was way TOO sweet...." by Joe Davis
"Each one thinks, about it is important for each one, no in partnership" by Julio Quevedo
"I think there is chemistry here Ralph. (Ralph confused) I do have a lab in the basement." by John Opiola
"Come on Martin. You're over-thinking this whole chemistry thing." by Craig Koerner
"I think we have good chemistry" by William Heaney
"Julius, your concocted love potion is beginning to take effect." by Tim Feider
"She: "I think we have a real chemistry between us." He: "I think I have some beakers and solutions for that."" by Alan Paramore
"Cat: "Don't even think about pal. The last guy who tried, wound up with cat scratch fever."" by Joe Davis
"The behaviour of husband is like an unsaturated hydrocarbon, he is just thinking in chemistry..he needs his wife to become a more stable chemical compound. His wife does need the chemistry, for her is enough with his husband." by José Flores
"Uh Oh! I believe my formulation has caused her to have hallucinations and delusions about a relationship that cannot occur; mostly from my inability to socialize with other human counterparts. I will most definitely need to go back to the drawing board an" by Joe Davis