Honorable Mentions
"Dave could not believe his luck. Finally, his dream job awaits." by Chuck Lewis
"They'll just automate that too, seems like a dead end job." by Carl White
Other Submissions
"Charley suddenly didn't feel so special." by Kerwin Orr
"I guess that's one way to keep Vampires from applying. My cousin Vinnie may want to sue them for discrimination." by Jeanne Clark
"Not an insult but an opportunity. Great companies create successful culture. Excellent people are a result not an input!" by Kevin Nordt
"Better late than never." by SUNDARARAJU Veeramuthu goundar
"ABC Chemical Co. is sued for discriminating against the dead who are demonstrating marching with MJ!" by Rabih Zayed
"My head is throbbing and my heart is contracting rhythmically, so maybe I can "beat the pulse" requirement." by Marvin Sager
"High turnover." by Cynthia LeBlanc
"Wow! This Covid-19 workforce crisis is really getting out of hand!" by Scott Mourier
"What! I can't apply, my blood group is B+." by Aftab Ahmed
"Howard thought the sign was heartfelt." by Dave Matta
"Job interviews always made Sheldon's blood run cold." by Dave Matta
"Leonard just didn't have the heart to apply." by Dave Matta
"After working at the local cemetery for twenty years, Barney felt it was time to make a career change" by Chuck Lewis
"What's atomic weight?" by Scott DeYoung
"As he reached for the door, Jerry was wondering if there is a "sign-on" bonus for having a pulse AND breathing." by Allen Hawker
"I didn't expect a health exam." by Greg Sykes
"As Steve approached the door, the Petula Clark song “It’s the sign of the times” popped into his head." by Chuck Lewis
"Well that leaves me out!" by Tim Feider
"Please accept my resume for the Position of "Any Body with a Pulse" Noting that I have extensive experience with a Heart Pulse of (60 - 100 Beats Per Minute)" by Waiel Hasan