Winner
I hope those are soap bubbles. We don't have a permit for methane! by Brian McClaskeyHonorable Mentions
"I don't care that you were recently at the Brazilian Olympics!" by Marvin Sager
"You've contaminated the Fizzy Drinks, EVERYTHING will need to be sanitized! You get nothing! Good day sir!" by Joe Davis
"Do you want me to turn on the aerators?" by George Hudak
"Now I understand the foaming problem." by Mark Johnson
Other Submissions
"Didn't you read Traci's blog "Don't Pee In The Pool"???" by Kelly Jay
"OK, now, is anything tingling that normally doesn't tingle?" by George Lavoie
"This is not the place for "Mr. Bubbles"!" by Martin Czebotar
"HEY, the treatment is for the water!" by Gene Meyer
"Ralph, I realize that our return water is cleaner than what the city supplies us but you're still not allowed to bathe in it!" by Scott Mourier
"Are you sure this is the best way to clean up after using the pool in Rio De Janeiro?" by Darren Burn
"How is the water temp? I'll be right back to join you!" by George Hudak
"When they said this was the scrubber treatment tank - it doesn't mean it is for people to scrub themselves." by George Hudak
"Bill, I need to report this to the EPA - we do not have a biological treatment permit!" by George Hudak
"The process control engineers said this was the "clean" side." by George Hudak
"Joe, I know you like a hot bath but didn't they tell you this batch was radioactive?" by Dave Laycock
"Get out! You've conditioned enough for the Rio Summer Games!" by Charles Green
"Let me know when your through. I'm next." by Charles Green
"I don't think this is what the EPA meant when they said we had to test the water" by Jeanne Clark
"I have to know; how is the water temperature? Is the pH balanced? You're not feeling any burning are you? Are you actually feeling clean, or is your skin just sloughing off?" by Joe Davis
"This is carrying "Toilet-to-Tap" too far!" by Marcus Allhands
"The sign my fellow, is a lie; It's not soap your using, but lye. Now get out of the pool, Before you die, you fool, And I'll hose off your skin from the lye." by Joe Davis
"Point taken, however I'm still not convinced the water supply is perfectly safe." by Christopher Spoor
"Is it ok? Just tell me if something more is needed" by Jesus Velazquez
"Parker got this stupid look on his face when I explained to him that it was a waste water pool, not a waist water pool. We never saw parker after that day." by Robert Pyke
"I'll bet that we can make beer with this water." by Tim Feider
"This is definitely not how or where you should "freshen up" after your lunch time run!" by Orlando Rainey
"Not exactly what I meant when I told you to sample the waste water..." by Jim Rowe
"The only clean water on the planet, and you have to bathe in it!" by Albion Zeglin
"This is ridiculous. Would you just tell her you're sorry?" by Anthony Scaletti
"Ever since we sent John to Hawaii for a Psych evaluation we have been having issues." by Jeanne Clark
"I still can't find the rubber Ducky !" by Mike Dosch
"Hope this Multi Mineral bath Kills all the bacteria in my skin and my wife starts loving me back..!" by Rahul Shrivastav
"I know you're enthusiastic about the effectiveness of our process, but wouldn't this be better demonstration AFTER the water is treated?" by Michelle Mayer
"Don't you think there are better ways to prove our effluent is safe?" by Larry Shade
"Get out immediately man. This was the experimental pool for the effects of contamination on Tiger, Lemon, & Bull sharks, and it made them more aggressive." by Joe Davis
"Hey Bert! Get out of there. This section is reserved for Management!" by Bert Molsbee
"If you are not trying to leave this world, you are in the wrong pool." by Freddie McCann
"Get out of here! This is the press pool." by David Freeman
"If you are not trying to leave this world, you are in the wrong pool." by Freddie McCann
"Okay Mayor, I think the neighborhood group gets the point." by John Ostrander
"Hey... We need an MSD sheet for everything that is added to the process... That would include YOU!" by Robert Andrew
"Enjoy it until it's Summer: in Winter time, only Option will be a shower in the cooling Towers" by Gianluca Premoli
"Ok, hurry with your bath, but remember not drinking the water because it has not been treated properly." by Miguel Monsalve
"Well........There WAS a waste bypass valve. That is, before the incident yesterday." by Joe Davis
"Nice try but it didn't work. Inspectors still put us on notice." by Nancy Zarrow
"I understand that our business management believes the supplier’s promise for 99.9% clean water per their standard design, but don’t you think we should check it first?" by Vanessa Marshall
"No, I don't think Human Resources would approve a wet bar!" by Kevin Summ
"Hey Brainless, do you have a confined space permit? Or a rubber ducky." by John Paulk
"Why do you think I'm wearing these glasses? That water made me blind. And you don't want to know what else it did to me!" by Craig Koerner
"Mr. Taggard: "Whoa Good Golly, I think you've had enough beans, whooo". Guy: "That's not me Mr. Taggard, that's this treatment plant." Mr. Taggard: "Then what's them thar bubbles commin' from"" by Joe Davis
"Bob? This reclaimed water is the PITS, not FOR the pits!!" by Ron Belk
"Keep it down. You're singing way too loudly. Remember, you're not in your own bathtub." by Joe Davis
"Look Mike, This is "Off Limits" even if you like to say "No Limits"!" by Jatin Shah
"I know we said our waste water was no different than used bath water, but seriously? This is ridiculous!" by Beverly Konieczny
"Jacko, you think the shampoo would get rid of the ammonia in your piss; get out; you are clogging the drains already besides because it is our chemical process waste water pool; it is not the Dead Sea!!" by Rabih Zayed
"The EPA says it is clean enough but the IRS says it is a taxable benefit." by Richard Agar
"You dropped the soap!" by Vicente Santa Cruz
"Hey Bob! Don't forget to get behind your ears! Oh wait... I see they've already fallen off!" by Stefanie Fritsch
"You need to shower before going into the pool!" by Edward Knuckles
"Bill, The marketing dept has the news crew scheduled for 10. You're about an hour early! Do you want me to turn on the aerators?" by George Hudak
"Our rates are higher. You see, this water has more ACTIVE INGREDIENTS than common swimming pools !!" by Suresh Nama