Winner
You, see, the, polka dotted, dinosaur too, right Jerry? by George LavoieHonorable Mentions
"See what happens when too many people pee in the pool?" by Kenneth Russell
"I would expect this behavior from children. But scientists?" by Tara Bronson
"Jello!" by George Hudak
"How's the Midori coming along and when can we drink it?" by Charlie Colquhoun
"And with this final ingredient, he will be transformed into Goramar, DRAGON KING and we will take over the world...Bob, you mean that plastic pool floatie?" by Scott Scaglione
Other Submissions
"I told you there was too much chlorine. . ." by Kyle Wire
"Why is Cecil right at home in this chemical slime pool? It's high nutrition!" by Martin Czebotar
"I don't understand it... It should have effrevesced and turned blue by now." by Fred Coon
"Just dose it with water." by Richard Morgan
"Maybe the customers won't notice...the color is only off by a few Gardner Units!" by Jonathan Zarych
"I told you that a little of that green dye goes a long way!" by John Street
"I still think its a mistake to put the P in the pool after already adding the chlorine. Isn't this some kind of violation of the chemical weaspons convention?" by Stephen Brown
"A smile of relief on the swimmer's face .............. don't drink the water!" by Jeff Prom
"Don't you think that celebrating St Patrick this year has gone a little bit too far?" by Assem Abdou
"We must have used water from the cesspool." by Marvin Sager
"Beats me Ralph. I didn't think he had it in him!" by Randy Johnson
"Cyanogen chloride? DHS will want to know why we threw the baby out and kept the bath water." by Tara Bronson
"You think we need to rephrase our "Going Green" movement?" by Jatin Shah
"It’s the same color as the pool I had when I was kid. After the first year my dad couldn’t get rid of the slime green color." by John Opiola
"Dr. Banner (The Hulk) what do you think is wrong with our formulation.........? mm too much protein!!!!!" by Victor Garcia Sr
"When the toy does not dissolve after addition of the next dose of the chemical we certainly can appeal financiering for the project with a real tortoise." by Ille Johannes
"Do those Marketing guys know how to party, or what?" by Larry Shade
"I know we have a shortage of qualified operators, but is cloning really a good idea?" by Larry Shade
"If this thing floats we've succeeded in creating the perfect plastic." by Frank Gryzik
"Now that your idea is finally working, how do we get the people to swim?" by Johann Cruz
"Doesn't that floatie belong to Carrouthers?" by Keith R Welsch
"What did that alien being put in this pool?" by David Sloan
"Fred.......this looks a lot like your gene pool." by Roger Moore
"Once you validate the reading with the sample test, how do we change the calibration of the Floati-meter?" by David Debari
"Well, at least it's green!" by Ben Jezovnik
"Dude! What chemical did you add to this pool? It looks green and smells like #!%@&$*!^&!*T" by Eddie Childress
"Was that 6 milligrams or 6 kilograms I had in my notes?" by Steve Mattes
"Wow ! Incredible solution." by Rajendra Khimesra
"Good batch of chemical soup, is this a new era of evolution?" by Anna Schwartz
"Was that supposed to be 2 PPM of water or 2 PPM of the hypochlorous acid?" by Jason Julien
"OK, now what? We know it turned Jim into that polka dotted floatie that doesn't talk, but was it caused by contact or did he injest some..." by Ed Lewis
"There's the boss' floatable - didn't he know we were just kidding when we told him to take a swim to cool off..." by Orlando Rainey
"Well...the only thing we know for sure is that the pool was filled on March 17th and its ultimate source was the Chicago river." by Bill Prosise
"I told you the PH is too high for the kids swimming party!" by Rickey Allred
"Fortunately he wasn't our best swimmer, but we'd better fix it quick before we lose the whole team." by Jeff Silvernale
"Now go check it. I'm telling you Ralph has been peeing in the pool!" by Bill Darling
"Shouldn't you be wearing safety goggles?" by Brett B
"What's the propylene glycol for? It's a HEATED pool!" by Jim McDow
"It's within EPA standards" by Michael Sekerak