Winner
On the positive side, you won’t have to worry about athlete’s foot. by Kevin A. WilkeHonorable Mentions
"If anyone asks, the spill was 5-gallons…" by Larry Shade
"Remind me to pay our flood insurance premiums." by Kirby Hostetler
"I know, inviting the field trip class from Nickelodeon was a mistake. All they wanted to do was slime the scientists." by George M. Hudak
Other Submissions
"If anyone is looking for me, tell them I am swamped." by Hollie Dawn
"Mrs Boom Hower why is this basement flooded with all these chemicals?" by Donald Drummond
"We had a small release, but the good news is there was no off-site impact!" by Scott J. Weston
"I know I said we are going Green ...but????" by Ronald Pate
"Yes Ms Honeywell, it does feel like walking with bologna in your shoes!" by George M. Hudak
"This is amazing, we are on the fifth floor! Do you think everyone below is submerged?" by George M. Hudak
"Self-expanding sealant, OK." by Dennis Adams