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Honorable Mentions
"Edgar sensed he wasn't going to get the big year-end bonus." by Carol Novak
"This isn't I Love Lucy. If one piece falls on the floor, YOU FALL!" by Joe Davis
"Your bonus check has just disappeared, too!!" by Marvin Sager
Other Submissions
"Nothing but the best Boss; Nothing but the best!!!" by David Paterson
"Sam senses Bob did not have a good weekend!" by George Hudak
"Bob cannot believe Lucy is keep up on the packaging line." by George Hudak
"Bob waits anxiously for the first production muffins of the day!" by George Hudak
"Tim, in an attempt to be brave, tells the red faced giant: "You..you...you know bullying and intimidation only makes you weaker.....I'm sorry I'll shut up."" by Joe Davis
"I told you to inspect all of the product, not to eat all of the product!" by Denise Pigula
"If I don't see some product on this conveyor in one minute, I'm going to ship YOU to the customer!!" by Craig Koerner
"zero products means zero accidents" by Kelly-Ann Charles
"General Ross is showing his disappointment in the lack of "Red Hulk Vitamins" on the conveyor belt." by David Bachtel
"What do you mean? My procurement budget reduction is stopping the production??" by Martin Tremblay
"Who moved my cheese?!" by Assem Abdou
"I can't reach you with these short arms, or else you'd be in big trouble mister!" by Mike Curatola
""YOU WANT A DAY OFF? WITH ALL OF THIS WORK?" It was right then that Dudley began to think Mr. Smithers was not taking his meds." by Chuck Lewis
"George is shuddering to think that if the line doesn't start soon, he'll be on it heading out the door in a not so nice and neat package." by Joe Davis
"Quit your shivering! Of course it's cold in a refrigerated conveyor room. That's what you get for cutting my tie." by Joe Davis
"You idiot. I DID NOT say no kissing on the floor!" by Chuck Lewis
"How could the mechanical engineer and the electrical engineer used opposite the Right direction? How many right hands do they have? And what does the CSA have to do with it?" by Martin Tremblay
"Why did you tell everyone on the first shift that you thought I was a moron?" by Joe Davis
"Cost reduction or not, I should not have believed that one man (you) could run this line as well as two women (who go by the names of Lucy and Ethel)...." by Orlando Rainey
"It is there! And you did say to miniaturise the product. It's now just really really small." by Martin Hope
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ATE ALL THE CHOCOLATE!!!!????" by Joe Davis
"I know I told you to make sure the line was safe! But! But! but where is our production?" by Dennis Blowers
"I don't care what it takes, the Directors will be here in 10 minutes and this line better be running..." by Larry Shade
"I'm sorry. So you DON'T like being referred to as an ogre?" by Joe Davis
"I'm sorry, but I can't work. I got no arms." by Joe Davis
"I tried to tell you: Zero budget really does mean Zero production" by Cory Juvan
"Get rid of those squiggly lines around you AND GET BACK TO WORK." by Joe Davis