Source: Jerry King for Chemical Processing
Of course you can develop all the new chemicals you want. They just have to be non-toxic, non-flammable, and environmentally friendly. You know, like water.” By John Herber

Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner September 28, 2023

Jerry King creates the cartoons and we want you to supply the captions.

Winner: 

  • “Of course you can develop all the new chemicals you want. They just have to be non-toxic, non-flammable, and environmentally friendly. You know, like water.” By John Herber

Honorable Mentions:

  • "A solution to global warming? No permit? $1 Million fine!" By Frank Jeanson
  • "Dyeing Easter eggs in the lab again, huh? That's a fine!" By Dave Matta
  • "As a new EPA Inspector, let me show you the proper hand motion for 'compliance assistance.'" By Wayne Rorex

Submissions

  • "Don't worry, I've got you covered." By Sylvester Independence
  • "Hey, I've got two kids in college. And they both want to be chemical engineers." By Dave Matta
  • "When you achieve the right mix & match solution, then the environment will be saved - and colorful!" By Marvin Sager
  • "Good idea for transfer knowledge chemistry." By Tan Johanes Budiman
  • "Hi friend, I'm from the EPA. Let's start off with a handshake. I will then fine you for excessive use of Easter egg dyes!" By Chuck Lewis
  • "As for me, my favorite color is green." By Dave Matta
  • "'Extortion' Mr. Jones is an ugly word. We at the EPA, like to think of it as a 'Donation' towards your company's future governmental dealings." By Chuck Lewis
  • "Sorry Bob, when we said go green - we meant more than just 2 steps in the process!" By George Hudak
  • "Hi, we're here to help." By Allen Hawker
  • "Pay up! I'm sure we'll find something." By Stephen Duke
  • "Where is my Return on Investment?" By Hussain Albaloshi
  • "Are these two battery's ingredients easily managed in a circular economy?" By Jeff S
  • "Waste into Gold, make it happen!" By Gerald Zemble
  • "Check the chemical sheets, remember what happened last time!!!!" By Nain Aguado
  • "You're in luck. I'm red-green color blind.. Give me enough Green, and I'll say it's ALL green." By Robert Bauer