Winner:
- “Of course you can develop all the new chemicals you want. They just have to be non-toxic, non-flammable, and environmentally friendly. You know, like water.” By John Herber
Honorable Mentions:
- "A solution to global warming? No permit? $1 Million fine!" By Frank Jeanson
- "Dyeing Easter eggs in the lab again, huh? That's a fine!" By Dave Matta
- "As a new EPA Inspector, let me show you the proper hand motion for 'compliance assistance.'" By Wayne Rorex
Submissions
- "Don't worry, I've got you covered." By Sylvester Independence
- "Hey, I've got two kids in college. And they both want to be chemical engineers." By Dave Matta
- "When you achieve the right mix & match solution, then the environment will be saved - and colorful!" By Marvin Sager
- "Good idea for transfer knowledge chemistry." By Tan Johanes Budiman
- "Hi friend, I'm from the EPA. Let's start off with a handshake. I will then fine you for excessive use of Easter egg dyes!" By Chuck Lewis
- "As for me, my favorite color is green." By Dave Matta
- "'Extortion' Mr. Jones is an ugly word. We at the EPA, like to think of it as a 'Donation' towards your company's future governmental dealings." By Chuck Lewis
- "Sorry Bob, when we said go green - we meant more than just 2 steps in the process!" By George Hudak
- "Hi, we're here to help." By Allen Hawker
- "Pay up! I'm sure we'll find something." By Stephen Duke
- "Where is my Return on Investment?" By Hussain Albaloshi
- "Are these two battery's ingredients easily managed in a circular economy?" By Jeff S
- "Waste into Gold, make it happen!" By Gerald Zemble
- "Check the chemical sheets, remember what happened last time!!!!" By Nain Aguado
- "You're in luck. I'm red-green color blind.. Give me enough Green, and I'll say it's ALL green." By Robert Bauer