Winner
Looks like we should be able to refurbish most of them. by Nancy ZarrowHonorable Mentions
"Now I understand why we hire older employees. Simply for the purpose of using out-of-date equipment." by Marvin Sager
"Hopefully they aren't Pokémon Go Players, we need to get rid of this junk." by Jeanne Clark
"Baloney..You know we stole this idea from Ebay." by Freddie McCann
"We told everyone there was a special showing of Jurassic Parts." by Dave Switzer
Other Submissions
"The line hasn't died down since the guys from American Pickers featured us on their show." by Mike Frank
"Maybe we should just use last month's inventory..." by Larry Shade
"The Zombie Apocalypse must have come early!" by Martin Czebotar
"The rumor is that the management team is on the list." by George Hudak
"Sally, it's not a comment on the company, it's shift change and the exit just happens to be at the same gate as the used equipment!" by George Hudak
"Where were these people when I was in used car sales?" by Dana Kolodziejczyk
"This must be the museum entrance!" by Christopher Spoor
"So you think it's our great performance history, or the new Equip-emon Go app?" by M RL
"This kind of reminds me of the movie Soylent Green." by South Dakota
"Looks like a new batch of layoffs.... ITs so much nicer now that we changed the terminology to "Surplus Equipment"" by Robert Andrew
"No... Those are our new VP's from the latest Re-Org lined up to get their new corner offices." by T W
"We've gone full cycle - before it was machines replacing people..." by Orlando Rainey
"Sally! Did you remember to put the "AS-IS" and the "NO-REFUNDS" stickers on all the equipment?" by Ron Belk
"Obviously many people think that having a valve over the sink is way cooler than a regular faucet" by Assem Abdou
"I don't like the way lemming number 7 is looking at you Shirley." by George Lavoie
"I told you that everyone loves a good garage sale!" by Brian Washo
"I wonder if they realize Victoria's Secretes sewing machines are not operated by the models" by John Patterson
"Free drinks, nice touch!" by Gary Wierson
"The show has been a lot more popular since we started using nude models..." by Larry Shade
"We only get these kind of crowds when we tell them there's free donuts." by Joe Davis
"Get all their names Marry. Next month we are going to have a "USED EMPLOYEE" sale." by Ron Belk
"Looks like the added the robots in building 5..." by Roy Kok
"Did we put the word GRATIS somewhere?" by Gianluca Premoli
"Removing 'Ab" in front of "used" was a good idea." by Tom Lamb
"That sign we put up "This way to the Egress" is really working. PT Barnum was right. There is a sucker born every minute. In this case it seems to be every second." by Joe Davis
"I don't trust that guy in the red shirt. He's the only one smiling, so he must know the lowest prices we'll accept." by Craig Koerner
"For the life of me, I don't understand why individuals would want to purchase a Fitz mill or any other production unit." by Joe Davis
"I still can't figure out why management would think any individual would want to buy a production scale fluid bed granulator. I mean why, WHY?" by Joe Davis
"It's a shame that they don't realize that they ARE the "used manufacturing equipment."" by Kent Lenz
"Doris, DORIS....I don't like that glazed stare in your eyes. You look like all those zombies out there looking for some goofy shopping bargains." by Joe Davis
"I've not seen that many people file in here since the last Greasy Shop Rag Giveaway Day!" by Chuck Lewis