Honorable Mentions
"Waiting for the algae to turn into jet fuel." by Carl White
"Lou was not into bowling or golfing, so he formed a company solitaire league." by Chuck Lewis
"The boss said I’d get a promotion if I played my cards right…." by Pete Bonk
Other Submissions
"Bill got used to being the only one in the office" by Kyle Edmunds
"Computer solitaire was the friend of every desk jockey." by Dave Matta
"Being in solitaire confinement proves that I concentrate on my work." by Marvin Sager
"Now are the days of SURVIVAL of the LAZIEST" by Nagappan Murhiah
"Survival of the laziest is the magic wand that can keep me alive during Pandemic." by Nagappan Murhiah
"THIS process is outa control too!!!" by Bruce Sechrist
"The analysis of the trends of the process variables will allow me to make better decisions." by Marcelo Tagliabue
"Employee forced to work twelve hours a day" by Jabran Younas
"Ever since he had started wearing adult diapers, Fenton almost never had to leave his office." by Dave Matta
"After a taxing day of inspecting paint drying, Stan likes to unwind after work with a game of solitaire." by Chuck Lewis
"John like bar charts as much as anyone, but he wasn't sure that management would appreciate the new format." by Gregory Sykes
"That’s we see everyday in our control room." by Par Salehi
"Thought process through comical simulation" by Mohana Prakash R
"The challenge of doing a bow tie alone, a bit like solitaire. Or is it solitaire?" by Budd Phillips
"If Charles plays his cards right, he is destined for upper management." by Tim Feider
"Jerry had a somewhat different perspective on level control." by Pete Puffer
"I should call the controls guys again. There's no way I'm going to be able to play minesweeper in parallel with the other monitor being broken, let alone freecell..." by Pete Puffer
"John flashes back to the moment just before the unannounced visit by the new COO and the untimely end of his promising career..." by Larry Shade
"It's lonely at the Top!" by Rabih Zayed
"We have all the time in the world now. Thanks to AI." by Ersin Kasirga
"16 months since I've been in my office... and the game is still where I left it! Sweet!" by George Hudak
"1st day back in office after COVID - #1 priority... YES - the games still work!" by George Hudak
"I have no idea this going to cure Covid-19!" by John Barrera
"As with all great athletes,Ted trains day and night hoping soon that Solitaire will become an Olympic event." by Chuck Lewis
"There were some times when being an engineer was more useful than others." by Dave Matta
"The truth behind the Chernobyl meltdown." by Janice Kall
"This large screen monitor even makes Solitaire look better." by Orlando Rainey
"If only....I had enough time to finish the monthly reports..." by Salvador Escobedo-Salas
"Great entertainment during work.. do we really worry of operations? Major flaw in process safety management" by Arvind M
"WARNING! The new CAPTCHA system to prove you aren't a spambot takes too long and may be subject to misunderstandings when the boss walks by." by Robert Bauer
"Higgins could hardly wait to get home and play poker with his buddies." by Dave Matta
"I guess this is where I start digital transformation and AI?" by Charles Mauro
"Steve can be equally productive in his primary work location compared to his home office." by Scott Mourier
"Busy scheduling????????????" by Stephen Duke