Honorable Mentions
"I TRIED TO TELL YOU WHEN YOU TYPE ALL CAPS IT MEANS YOU ARE SCREAMING." by Sandy Exum
"Oh my God, not again! Why can't we Opt Out of the Presidential Alert System?!" by Michele Fronzaglia
"And that’s when Jim literally vanished after pressing the test activation key" by Martin Tremblay
Other Submissions
"This new alarm-management system is going too far -- this is the technical resources kiosk." by Liz Wolfe
"ATTENTION: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!" by Marvin Sager
"Anti virus system test: Checked. Employees resilience to high stress situation: Need improvement..." by Martin Tremblay
"Somebody, please check the audio specs for the new HMI station displays!" by Phil Grimes
"At least the hearing protection for these tests blocks bad jokes and boring stories." by John Ewanish
"This isn't what I expected when I told our automation department to develop a proof test for the HMI stations!" by Scott Mourier
"The new boss is really serious about getting back to work after break times. The alarm system goes off if your computer is idle for more than 15 minutes. I haven't heard about how it's set up for lunch breaks, but I'm bringing a brown bag and ear plugs t" by Jeanne Clark
"Really!! Can we get anything done?" by Adetenu Adeosun
"The flashing alert on the screen is fine... but the inconsolable crying baby ensures no one can ignore it! Good job Frank!" by George Hudak
"Of course the poor attendent eye balls were ready to pop out when they heard the message saying Trump was reelected..." by Martin Tremblay
"And I thought the Emergency Broadcast System Tests were annoying ...." by Karyn DeWolf
"What does it say? I don't know! I can't concentrate on reading in such noisy environment!" by Martin Tremblay
"Do we really need the siren for these phishing attack tests?" by Lee Harrison
"OMG!! And we thought it to be nuclear test !!!!" by Shridhar Rao
"OMG!! Stop the wastage of water." by Shridhar Rao
"In fact, this annoying sound from the server is testing people's nerves..!" by Christos Marinos
"President Trumps speechwriters are horrified when he begins the State of the Union address by reading what was left on the Teleprompter by a technician." by Chuck Lewis
"Apparently, the new safety drill system works! HOW DO WE TURN IT OFF?!!" by Tommy Little
"I didn't know the Emergency Broadcast System had access to our network!" by Al Hawker
"The DCS supplier said the control system would be ready on Tuesday. They didn't say THIS Tuesday." by Antonio Inserni
"Boy, this computer based training is getting pretty pushy!" by Tom Rybarczyk
"TELL THE BOARD OPERATORS WE GET THE POINT - WE'LL LOOK INTO THE NUISANCE ALARMS ASAP!" by Reece McHenry
"Shit ... How we can reset it ?" by Dhirar Salim
"Although the biochemical release alarm test ran properly, the whole project planning department kept behaving as if nothing ever happen." by Martin Tremblay
"Who's gonna tell the Boss to handle the State Emergency Response Team we called" by Jatin Shah